U.S. Presidential elections.

[Danny C]

Me, mourning? NAH! I'm glad there are plenty of suckers falling for this Marxist huckster. He's gonna be funnier than Jimmy Carter.

If you'd like to explain how Obama qualifies as a Marxist, I'm sure we'll all be interested. Specific references to Marx's writings essential, natch.

[alig]

Me, mourning? NAH! I'm glad there are plenty of suckers falling for this Marxist huckster. He's gonna be funnier than Jimmy Carter.

If you'd like to explain how Obama qualifies as a Marxist, I'm sure we'll all be interested. Specific references to Marx's writings essential, natch.

Come on, DJ DC! Lighten up! Don't be a party pooper! Barry just won the election! Let's party and have a lil fun!
Here are a few more Barry jokes:

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.

Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.

Q. How will Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
A. Absentee ballot.

Q. Why will Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.


Q. Why won’t Obama release his birth certificate?
A. He hasn’t decided where he was born yet.

Q. Why didn’t Obama Messiah notice all of the terrible things Pastor Wright was saying?
A. He was too busy polishing his Halo.

Q. Why did Obama Messiah say that Americans are “bitter” and they “cling” to religion?
A. The Devil made him do it.

Q. Why haven't Obama's followers demanded that his face be added to Mount Rushmore yet?
A. They're still trying to figure out how to carve a stone halo.

Q. Candidate Obama has been telling us, “Yes We Can.” What will President Obama tell us?
A. “Yes You Will.”

Q. Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.

Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.

Q. Why will Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.

Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks that things go better with coke.

Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

PARTEEEEEEEEYYYYYY! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!

[Danny C]

Your jokes aren't funny, and neither are your slurs.

I just want to know if you understand the terms you're throwing around. If you're going to call someone a Marxist, you damn well ought to (a) know what a Marxist is and (b) demonstrate how that person fits the profile in (a). Come on, persuade us all that you are right.

And you're a fine one to ask people to "lighten up" after you spent the last few months hurling epithets at anyone who disagreed with you.

[meiakitty]

I couldn't be happier. Go Obama!

[alig]

Your jokes aren't funny, and neither are your slurs.

I just want to know if you understand the terms you're throwing around. If you're going to call someone a Marxist, you damn well ought to (a) know what a Marxist is and (b) demonstrate how that person fits the profile in (a). Come on, persuade us all that you are right.

And you're a fine one to ask people to "lighten up" after you spent the last few months hurling epithets at anyone who disagreed with you.

party pooper! the election is over! maybe these ones are funnier:

Q. How can you tell when Obama has been smoking dope?
A. He answers the door when the phone rings.

Q. Why will sharks vote for Barack Obama?
A. Professional courtesy.

Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A. She the one with the cojones.

Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.

Q. Why does Barack Obama support our servicemen?
A. He doesn’t.


Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called?
A: Senator Obama.

[Danny C]

"Party pooper" must be the default response now that your guy was soundly thrashed in the election and you've run out of shit to fling.

Your jokes aren't funny. I'm not offended by them, they're just really lame.

I suppose getting you to debate actual issues rather than hurl around hysterical insults was a little optimistic of me. Oh well.

[alig]

"Party pooper" must be the default response now that your guy was soundly thrashed in the election and you've run out of shit to fling.

Your jokes aren't funny. I'm not offended by them, they're just really lame.

I suppose getting you to debate actual issues rather than hurl around hysterical insults was a little optimistic of me. Oh well.

God bless you, DJ DC.
In the meatime, let's dance!

[patrick]

In the meatime, let's dance!

Do you wear a safety helmet?