REVEALED: What really happened on Queens Day in NL last week

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#316 Post by define psb »

Bigboy wrote:
Not yet. I demand some more comments about the Brussels activities so far, thank you very much. I didn't write it for nothing you know!
You mean SOMEONE IS PAYING you to write these memoires?

Maybe I should take a time out from here and prepare my own memory diary :LOL: ---- not exactly Kiss and Tell ---- like a few peeps versions but :?: :idea: :?: :idea: :?: Hmmmm! :wink:

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#317 Post by PigletWildebeest »

define psb wrote:Bigboy wrote:
Not yet. I demand some more comments about the Brussels activities so far, thank you very much. I didn't write it for nothing you know!
You mean SOMEONE IS PAYING you to write these memoires?

Maybe I should take a time out from here and prepare my own memory diary :LOL: ---- not exactly Kiss and Tell ---- like a few peeps versions but :?: :idea: :?: :idea: :?: Hmmmm! :wink:
well well, you know you want to define...
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#318 Post by define psb »

Piglet wrote :
well well, you know you want to define...
I do---- but I would have to replace so many real names! or get their permission to 'name' them! :wink: :lol: 8)

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#319 Post by bigboy »

PigletWildebeest wrote:
bigboy wrote:
PigletWildebeest wrote:How dare you do things to a young man's penis without letting him do anything to yours.
Eh? I don't know how you arrived at that conclusion at all! :shock:
you said you had unfinished business...
I do, and that's why it's time to post part three!

We didn't do anywhere near the full works, Piggy, (that was arranged to follow the next day) but maybe you got the idea that I was the one on my knees because I said when I picked myself up off the floor, but that was a metaphor as in being blown over (oo-er) by when he told me his age!

Anyway, we arranged to meet at exactly the same spot outside the photo developing place at mid-day and I bid him farewell.

Back at the apartment I set my mobile for the alarm to go off at 11am, and went to sleep for a few hours in this exciting new city.

(I should point out that setting the alarm on my phone was pretty much all it could do then, as my pre-pay service provider wouldn't allow my tarrif to make or receive calls aboard, though that's since changed, so we didn't exchange phone numbers.)

Alarm buzzes at 11 and I get up, have breakfast and potter around listening to the stereo for a little while and opening my birthday present from the freind I'm in Belgium with, and then - bang! - something occurs to me as I check the time: we're still on UK time. Brussels is one hour ahead and neither me or my friend have remembered to put our watches or phones forward!

"Shit! Why the bloody hell didn't you remind me?!" I screamed at my current flatmate, as if it was all his fault. (sorry L). I quickly grabbed some clothes to put on and ran out of the apartment as fast as I could. Time in Belgium was now just gone 12:50. Here was I taking it easy and all the time I was bloody late for a hot date with a 16 year old cutie.

I swear I'd never ran so fast, and got to the shop in no more than five minutes flat. So I was almost an entire hour late for a dalliance with a stranger.

I walked up and down, in and out but was there any sign of him? Of course there bloody wasn't. It was too late. My date had presumably got tired of waiting and had buggered off, and who could blame him?

"Shit, bugger, bollox, what a thing to happen on my birthday," I thought to myself, as I perched myself on a railing outside the photo shop, and thought about what I was going to do next.

I decided to have a look around the shopping centre for five minutes and see if he was lookign around there. No sign of him so I went back to sit on the outside railing and sit there for a few minutes, people-watching, topping up my tan and licking my wounds (well, not literally, not in public!).

As I sat there in the sun, still kind of hoping the student stud was gonna appear at any minute I caught sight of a man: someone I recognised.

He was coming out of the shopping centre, wearing loose jeans and a lumberjack-style check shirt.

Was it the young hunk of the night before when I had half the chance to explore who he was? No, it was someone I had met before, but much, much older - it was only Chris bloody Lowe! :lol:

To be continued........ :wink:
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#320 Post by PigletWildebeest »

chris lowe dressed as a lesbian!
wooohooo
you do know how to pick your cliffhangers bigboy :)
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#321 Post by Scandal »

Bigboy, you should write for Eastenders - late night version of course....

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#322 Post by Tom »

Bb, I think you got all of this a little wrong.
We only want to hear the story of Chris' abs, not your missed chances!

BRING IT ON WILL YOU!!!
This is not a sequel to the Neverending Story!
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#323 Post by PigletWildebeest »

Tom wrote:Bb, I think you got all of this a little wrong.
We only want to hear the story of Chris' abs, not your missed chances!

BRING IT ON WILL YOU!!!
This is not a sequel to the Neverending Story!
If it ends with bigboy telling Chris "he really is gay after all" and following him on his european tour, sleeping in tents in France, then we will know that BB truly is an EE writer!

I fear it'll be something among the lines of "And as he was passing by in the beautiful city (*heavy coughing fit*) that is Brussels, Chris stretched. His dykie shirt slid up and I got to see some bellyhair. The End." ;)
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#324 Post by Tom »

PigletWildebeest wrote:
Tom wrote:Bb, I think you got all of this a little wrong.
We only want to hear the story of Chris' abs, not your missed chances!

BRING IT ON WILL YOU!!!
This is not a sequel to the Neverending Story!
If it ends with bigboy telling Chris "he really is gay after all" and following him on his european tour, sleeping in tents in France, then we will know that BB truly is an EE writer!

I fear it'll be something among the lines of "And as he was passing by in the beautiful city (*heavy coughing fit*) that is Brussels, Chris stretched. His dykie shirt slid up and I got to see some bellyhair. The End." ;)
You might be closer to the truth than I would like.....
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#325 Post by mantooth »

So wait, I'm confused... Chris is a lesbian? And he's on Eastenders?

So THAT'S why I've never seen him and Pat in the Caf at the same time...

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#326 Post by bigboy »

Tom wrote:This is not a sequel to the Neverending Story!
Oh, you wanna hear about my encounters with Limahl ('I could do with some viagra') from Kajagoogoo instead? Now, I know what your real tastes in 80s music are! :wink: :lol:
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#327 Post by Tom »

bigboy wrote:
Tom wrote:This is not a sequel to the Neverending Story!
Oh, you wanna hear about my encounters with Limahl ('I could do with some viagra') from Kajagoogoo instead? Now, I know what your real tatses in 80s music are! :wink: :lol:
I think you are mistaking me for someone else on here.....
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#328 Post by bigboy »

PigletWildebeest wrote:I fear it'll be something among the lines of "And as he was passing by in the beautiful city (*heavy coughing fit*) that is Brussels, Chris stretched. His dykie shirt slid up and I got to see some bellEnd." ;)
:wink: :lol: :shock:

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#329 Post by bigboy »

Nightlife wrote:
Niall wrote:Behind the Perth Entertainment Centre......N
You trollop Niall, you could have gone have gone somewhere discrete....;)

Was there many people around when Chris chatted you up Niall?

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#330 Post by Niall »

bigboy wrote:
Nightlife wrote:
Niall wrote:Behind the Perth Entertainment Centre......N
You trollop Niall, you could have gone have gone somewhere discrete....;)

Was there many people around when Chris chatted you up Niall?
Yes a few, but Chris had very quickly fobbed people of with a discrete, "Piss off, I've already seen you lot" and although this was greeted with much laughter they all got the message and Chris an I chatted by the limo whilst the hordes descended on Ye Olde Tennant features. Once Kneel tired of signing autographs he made his way over and once he saw what was going on couldn't keep a straight face.


BTW at one stage in the serious moonlight bathing the magical city of Perth Chris Lowe stretched and yawned luxuriously, I saw the moonlight glint of the saliva on his back teeth and gums, and, as his shirt rode up his torso, I caught a wisp of belly hair. :wink:
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