REVEALED: What really happened on Queens Day in NL last week

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bigboy · #331 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 11:56 am

Niall wrote:Chris Lowe stretched and yawned luxuriously, I saw the moonlight glint of the saliva on his back teeth and gums, and, as his shirt rode up his torso, I caught a wisp of belly hair.

He did that on purpose, didn't he?

How did it look to you? I thought he was a little porky around this time.

Can you actually remember the exchanges between the two of you? I want to know exactly what made Neil giggle so much!

Niall · #332 Post by **Niall** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 12:20 pm

bigboy wrote:
Niall wrote:Chris Lowe stretched and yawned luxuriously, I saw the moonlight glint of the saliva on his back teeth and gums, and, as his shirt rode up his torso, I caught a wisp of belly hair.
He did that on purpose, didn't he?

How did it look to you? I thought he was a little porky around this time.

Can you actually remember the exchanges between the two of you? I want to know exactly what made Neil giggle so much!

No he looked alright, he wore a great cap, no glasses, had a little bit of stubble on his face, was pretty much the same height as me. When I get the chance (I'm meant to be preparing things for Saturdays show) I'll write the exchange down, but we talked about his team Arsenal and my team Everton who had drawn 0-0 the night before - he hadn't heard the results and wasn't best pleased with it Oh ruddy 'eck he shouted.
It moved on to what he was doing now and what I was doing - he kept persisting with this while I basically stood like an open mouthed shop window mannequin, he was so polite, his voice poofy in a boyish kind of way. After Neil stood laughing like a hyena that had overdosed on helium, he said Come on Chris!!!!! then "I don't know, it's these young, footballing boy types, isn't it" and off they went into the limo.
Before they had left he gave me a name to ask for if they were ever back in town, I guess this is the fake name he books himself under.Before anyone asks - 'No'

bigboy · #333 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 12:30 pm

Niall wrote:Before they had left he gave me a name to ask for if they were ever back in town, I guess this is the fake name he books himself under.Before anyone asks - 'No'

Please can you tell me the name?

PigletWildebeest · Wed 24 Mar 2004, 12:44 pm

I cannot believe it... Chris Lowe is a homosexual?!

Loving the story Niall, great laughs

Tom · #335 Post by **Tom** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 1:02 pm

Wasn't that one guy in that horrible 'five' boyband called Abs?

*starts to fear the worst*

The only one less attractive than him was Rich.
Scott was alright looking. But J wasn't too impressive either, eh?

I know too much...

BB, say it's Chris' body you are talking about and not that ugly guy from Five!

bigboy · #336 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 1:11 pm

Ugly? Are you mad?

Abs is fookin gorgeous!

PigletWildebeest · Wed 24 Mar 2004, 1:14 pm

bigboy wrote:Ugly? Are you mad?

Abs is fookin gorgeous!

No he's not.
Get on with your story bigboy

bigboy · #338 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 1:20 pm

Niall wrote:
bigboy wrote:
Niall wrote:You're right, it did rule that out. I was positively shiting it, which was very embarrassing for the Lowemeister and very amusing for old Tennant features.
You mean Chris doesn't do scat? I am surprised.
I was expecting this, but I still laughed out loud!!!!!!

You should have asked Neil if he had a tampon you could use. All bottoms need them when they get to his age.

PigletWildebeest · Wed 24 Mar 2004, 1:34 pm

bigboy wrote:
You should have asked Neil if he had a tampon you could use. All bottoms need them when they get to his age.

and who says neil's a bottom?
Sometimes the biggest poofs are the most dominant in bed, eh bigboy?

bigboy · #340 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 2:16 pm

Niall wrote:After Neil stood laughing like a hyena that had overdosed on helium, he said Come on Chris!!!!! then "I don't know, it's these young, footballing boy types, isn't it"

Neil always laughs like that though. He's such a bender!

So now we know why Chris is so obsessed by football. It's not the game at all!

bookshopboy · #341 Post by **bookshopboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 2:19 pm

bigboy wrote:
Niall wrote:
bigboy wrote: You mean Chris doesn't do scat? I am surprised.
I was expecting this, but I still laughed out loud!!!!!!
You should have asked Neil if he had a tampon you could use. All bottoms need them when they get to his age.

Anyway, I'm sure that in a magazine interview (Boyz??), Neil said he was "not a bottom"

bigboy · #342 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 2:26 pm

And, like, Neil always tells the truth, right?

bookshopboy · #343 Post by **bookshopboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 2:28 pm

bigboy wrote:And, like, Neil always tells the truth, right?

I guessed there was something dodgy going on by the fact he didn't say he was a top.

PigletWildebeest · Wed 24 Mar 2004, 2:28 pm

bigboy wrote:And, like, Neil always tells the truth, right?

And like, dude, you wouldn't know from first-hand experience either would you?

bigboy · #345 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 2:30 pm

Scandal wrote:Bigboy, you should write for Eastenders - late night version of course....

I think you're absolutely right, girl. I'd write Pat in some new earrings for starters.............