REVEALED: What really happened on Queens Day in NL last week

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bigboy · #346 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 3:09 pm

bookshopboy wrote:
bigboy wrote:And, like, Neil always tells the truth, right?

I guessed there was something dodgy going on by the fact he didn't say he was a top.

If he was embarrassed about saying he bends over, why didn't he just say he's versatile, or even "it's none of your damned business!"

bigboy · #347 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 3:10 pm

PigletWildebeest wrote:
bigboy wrote:
You should have asked Neil if he had a tampon you could use. All bottoms need them when they get to his age.
and who says neil's a bottom?
Sometimes the biggest poofs are the most dominant in bed, eh bigboy?

If you mean biggest as in size of knob or ego then I can't help but agree with you, Pigsty

Niall · #348 Post by **Niall** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 3:16 pm

Ok, I give in, I give in, after having my box relentlessly filled with PMS, he books himself under the name[hide] Satanas

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bigboy · #349 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 3:19 pm

Niall wrote:Ok, I give in, I give in, after having my box relentlessly filled with PMS

Makes a change from manmilk, eh?

bookshopboy · #350 Post by **bookshopboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 3:19 pm

bigboy wrote:
bookshopboy wrote:
bigboy wrote:And, like, Neil always tells the truth, right?

I guessed there was something dodgy going on by the fact he didn't say he was a top.

If he was embarrassed about saying he bends over, why didn't he just say he's versatile, or even "it's none of your damned business!"

I dunno... It's very perplexing.

Sometime I will try and dig up the interview. I think it was around the time of Nightlife or I don't know what you want but I can't give it any more.

bigboy · #351 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 3:22 pm

bookshopboy wrote:
bigboy wrote:
bookshopboy wrote:

I guessed there was something dodgy going on by the fact he didn't say he was a top.

If he was embarrassed about saying he bends over, why didn't he just say he's versatile, or even "it's none of your damned business!"
I dunno... It's very perplexing.

Sometime I will try and dig up the interview. I think it was around the time of Nightlife or I don't know what you want but I can't give it any more.

Yeah, think you're right. I seem to remember he was a little reticent at first about giving out private position info like that!

As if any of us were interested!

PigletWildebeest · Wed 24 Mar 2004, 3:26 pm

bookshopboy wrote:
bigboy wrote:
bookshopboy wrote:

I guessed there was something dodgy going on by the fact he didn't say he was a top.

If he was embarrassed about saying he bends over, why didn't he just say he's versatile, or even "it's none of your damned business!"
I dunno... It's very perplexing.

Sometime I will try and dig up the interview. I think it was around the time of Nightlife or I don't know what you want but I can't give it any more.

It's on the net somewhere... markie's site I think.

Niall · #353 Post by **Niall** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 3:29 pm

bigboy wrote:
Niall wrote:Ok, I give in, I give in, after having my box relentlessly filled with PMS
Makes a change from manmilk, eh?

It may as well be mm if you could see who they were from

bigboy · #354 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 3:39 pm

I LOVE YOU, NIALL!!!!!!!!!

Niall · #355 Post by **Niall** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 4:04 pm

bigboy wrote:

I LOVE YOU, NIALL!!!!!!!!!

It's those young football boy types.

bigboy · #356 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 4:06 pm

Niall wrote:
bigboy wrote:

I LOVE YOU, NIALL!!!!!!!!!

It's those young football boy types.

Oh, there's been a few.....

bigboy · #357 Post by **bigboy** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 4:08 pm

Niall wrote:
bigboy wrote:
Niall wrote:Chris Lowe stretched and yawned luxuriously, I saw the moonlight glint of the saliva on his back teeth and gums, and, as his shirt rode up his torso, I caught a wisp of belly hair.
He did that on purpose, didn't he?

How did it look to you? I thought he was a little porky around this time.

Can you actually remember the exchanges between the two of you? I want to know exactly what made Neil giggle so much!
No he looked alright, he wore a great cap, no glasses, had a little bit of stubble on his face, was pretty much the same height as me. When I get the chance (I'm meant to be preparing things for Saturdays show) I'll write the exchange down, but we talked about his team Arsenal and my team Everton who had drawn 0-0 the night before - he hadn't heard the results and wasn't best pleased with it Oh ruddy 'eck he shouted.
It moved on to what he was doing now and what I was doing - he kept persisting with this while I basically stood like an open mouthed shop window mannequin, he was so polite, his voice poofy in a boyish kind of way. After Neil stood laughing like a hyena that had overdosed on helium, he said Come on Chris!!!!! then "I don't know, it's these young, footballing boy types, isn't it" and off they went into the limo.
Before they had left he gave me a name to ask for if they were ever back in town, I guess this is the fake name he books himself under.Before anyone asks - 'No'

So a shortarsed pretend-butch scruffy queen in other words?

Niall · #358 Post by **Niall** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 4:15 pm

Oi, I am butch, I don't have to pretend.
Someone read the story at least twice

Nightlife · #359 Post by **Nightlife** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 4:18 pm

Niall wrote:Oi, I am butch, I don't have to pretend.
Someone read the story at least twice

Yeah butcher than Pat Butcher i reckon......

Nightlife · #360 Post by **Nightlife** » Wed 24 Mar 2004, 4:21 pm

Hey Niall you have the damned cheek to go ripping off my signature and being illiterate while you're bloody at it! (cum)