Do You Want A New Bitch (Misheard Lyrics - Merged Threads)

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Re: "I feel pussy .. .Oh pussy"

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Drico One wrote:"Was it crack in the coke or just filling in time?" - Further away

"It's just a boy on a girl, it's not the end of the world." - BlueSwan

"Girls, boys, arse pleasure" - Anonymous
Brilliant. I have the giggles now. :lol:
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tottenhammattspurs wrote:Strangers in overcoats , hooray, i'm home!
I thought it was "Honey, I'm home". :)
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This Must Be The Place I Waited Years To Leave: "My lord, the carnage awaiting".

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#64 Post by Lush »

One of my favorites from previous incarnations of this topic is "Betsy's not your girlfriend".
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#65 Post by Marcus »

When my cousin was about 4 years old, he took the "What have I" in What have I done to deserve this? for a "Volleyball...". Have to add that we're German, so there is more similarity in pronunciation.

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#67 Post by territorygal »

Drico One wrote:"Was it crack in the coke or just filling in time?" - Further away
Not exactly a misheard lyric, but when I hear that song, I'll often superimpose "Was it crackin' the fat or just filling in time?"

Another misheard lyric, from Violence: "The son and brother / when he gets home / he gives someone some love / and not a woman / you'll never understand" ...
And everything about tonight feels right and so young
And anything I'd want to say out loud will be sung
It's in the music...

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#68 Post by landwijn »

I always hear in Yesterday, when I was mad 'Expressionless, such irony, and Lowe your voice is weak' instead of 'Expressionless, such irony, although your voice is weak'.
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#69 Post by bohemians. »

"I slept with him - I slept with him - I slept with him "..in start of It always comes as an surprise,I simply do hear it And its some young boys voice /and many said its not there
and "I speak exclusively in lenth about S.I.N /you know my spelling..

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Re: Do You Want A New Bitch (Misheard Lyrics - Merged Threads)

#70 Post by alig »

:lol: I can't stop laughing! The best ones:
"Did you see me coming? Was it that orifice?"
"I want your dick in my ass."
"Every one knows when they look at ass."
"Girls, boys, arse pleasure."
And the winner is:
"Patrons of the arse:" :clap: :lol:

Pretty smutty-minded, are we?
"John 3:16."

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fabpet wrote:
LOL!! Very funny!!

So I'm not the only one troubled by this line from So Hard:

SO HARD
[If you give up your affairs forever...]
If you give up, you're a fez forever.

I always hear - If you give up your ass forever... :shock: :lol:
:clap: roflmao
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Re: "I feel pussy .. .Oh pussy"

#72 Post by alig »

Steve Fett wrote:
fabpet wrote:Now that I got you attention... (enough of Integral btw)

For all these years I could never understand what was said at the very end of Somewhere... I've always heard:

"I feel pussy .. .Oh pussy" :shock:

... LOL... And I knew it was not possible!! LOL...

But everytime I heard the song I was at the gym, in the car...and never remembered to look it up after... anyway, today it started playing while I was at my desk at work (in my iPod) and I finally looked it up:

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty" LOL!!

I'm sure there has been other posts about it but I'm gonna ask anyway:

Any other funny misheard lyrics from you guys??

PS- Obviously, English is not my mother language ;)
Thats alright - I always thought it was "smell the pussy". Ahem. :oops:

Its "I feel pretty, oh so pretty"
:lol: :lol: What are you guys drinking?! :lol:
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Re: Do You Want A New Bitch (Misheard Lyrics - Merged Threads)

#73 Post by FormerEnfantTerrible »

This might seem ridiculous, but the first time I heard a snippet of Leaving, all I could hear was:

I know and us and us
French are leaving

I've come a long way...
Did You See Me Coming?

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#74 Post by FormerEnfantTerrible »

DazzerUKUK wrote:
"I didn't want to compete or play out on the street
for in a secret life I was a randy general"

:lol:
I'll confess something: I've always thought Neil said 'rented general'...and just right now bothered to look up the lyrics and found out it's actually 'Roundhead general'. I was aware it was wrong, though...
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Re: Do You Want A New Bitch (Misheard Lyrics - Merged Threads)

#75 Post by Nytrydr »

No, wait. I'ts seriously not "randy general"??????????????

Roundhead general? nope, still can't hear it.

I have misheard a lot of lyrics, but I didn't think that was one. I am laughing so hard at myself. All these years. I'm always gonna hear "Randy general". At best i thought it might be "Landed general" (some kinda general who was allowed to own land, back in the day, I figured maybe).

I say we mount a campaing to have the lyric officially changed to 'Randy general' it's way better!
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