Lets start some PSB rumours

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Chrispsb · #31 Post by **Chrispsb** » Wed 01 Mar 2006, 2:49 pm

nickname wrote:No adventures with me because I'm not gay.

I didn't know gays -only- have contact with other gays.

MrMick · #32 Post by **MrMick** » Wed 01 Mar 2006, 2:55 pm

Glenny4 wrote:
MrMick wrote:Neil and Chris are in fact twins,

Created From multiple fathers in an attempt to make the perfect musician

They were separated at birth then reunited as adults

With hilarious results

good one

yes work is slow today

No Muscle Mary · #33 Post by **No Muscle Mary** » Wed 01 Mar 2006, 3:08 pm

They met in a hi-fi store on the Kings Road. And called themselves after some friends who worked in a pet shop.

Oh, hang on, those are a bit too far-fetched. Don't think anyone would be gullible enough to believe them.

Bulldog · #34 Post by **Bulldog** » Wed 01 Mar 2006, 6:00 pm

They met on a battleship in 1905. Sergei Eisenstein and Andy Bell were meant to get the vocals but they were both dumped when Neil discovered they were pro-Blair.

psb-freak · #35 Post by **psb-freak** » Wed 01 Mar 2006, 7:38 pm

Chris decides to get back to his 80s style, playing keyboards with one finger, but then after a couple of gigs decides to just stand behind the keyboard and listen to me screaming his name...

Sjòn · #36 Post by **Sjòn** » Wed 01 Mar 2006, 7:38 pm

Mitch Clark was fired because the new manager hypnotized Neil and Chris to do so. Further more, this drunk alike man, after seeing Zoolander, trained hard the boys for killing all the latin, hip hop and r&b artists at the next mtv awards. They will attend the show after getting massive success with "the best pop lp ever since Pet Sounds, Revolver or Thriller, Fundamental".

sigh

Bulldog · #37 Post by **Bulldog** » Wed 01 Mar 2006, 11:37 pm

Avril Lavigne has remixed a PSB song. "New york sk8ter boi"

Bulldog · #38 Post by **Bulldog** » Wed 01 Mar 2006, 11:40 pm

"It couldn't happen here" was directed by the spirit of Ed Wood.

Bulldog · #39 Post by **Bulldog** » Wed 01 Mar 2006, 11:59 pm

Fundamental is going to sound a bit like Pink Floyd. The new single "Another brick in the wall part 2" is said to feature Chic-like disco guitars and a choir of boys.

Vicki · #40 Post by **Vicki** » Fri 03 Mar 2006, 2:39 pm

dannii wrote:EMI decided to change the date of ''Fundamental'' release.
Now it's delayed for November 11th.
First single will be released a week before album and it will consist exclusive remix made by swedish group ''West End Girls''.

Next year, Neil will start working on his first solo album called ''Without Chris''
it will be a cover album containing covers of most successfull singles by british group Pet Shop Boys with whom Neil had been collaborating since 1984.

WITHOUT CHRIS (2007) - first solo album by Neil Tennant containg covers of PSB songs

1. Chris & boys
2. Chris comes quickly
3. Opportunities (Let's steal Chris's money)
4. Chrisurbia
5. It's a Chris
6. What have I done to deserve Chris
7. Chris on my mind
8. Chris dancing
9. Chris & my own devices
10. Chris's alright
11. Chris is so hard
12. Being Chris is boring
13. How can you expect to be Chris
14. Where the streets have no name (I can't take my eyes off Chris)
15. DJ Chris
16. Can you forgive Chris?
17. Yesterday, when I was Chris
18. Se a Chris e (That's the way Chris is)
19. New York City Chris
20. Chrisboyant

when you see names of tracks, it seems like album's title isn't such a good choice

It's just been announced that Neil has decided to release two b-sides along with the new single. They are:

- Bet Chris's not your girlfriend
- It doesn't often snow at Chris

psb-freak · #41 Post by **psb-freak** » Fri 03 Mar 2006, 4:14 pm

Chris decides to make a solo album too called: Why I didn´t do this earlier.

rags · #42 Post by **rags** » Fri 03 Mar 2006, 4:32 pm

Pet Shop Boys reveal their true identities, Neil and Chris were merely puppets, Andy and Vince finally take the stage.
Gorillaz gobsmacked as they believed they were the first muppet band (after Milli Vanilli that is).

MrMick's by far the best though! Let there be many quiet days on his work

Chuiperdu · #43 Post by **Chuiperdu** » Fri 03 Mar 2006, 5:37 pm

Nei, Chris and the orchestra did not play " live" any of the Potemkins shows.

Mr Madness · #44 Post by **Mr Madness** » Fri 03 Mar 2006, 8:28 pm

Ronald42 · #45 Post by **Ronald42** » Fri 03 Mar 2006, 8:53 pm

dannii wrote:EMI decided to change the date of ''Fundamental'' release.
WITHOUT CHRIS (2007) - first solo album by Neil Tennant containg covers of PSB songs

1. Chris & boys
2. Chris comes quickly
3. Opportunities (Let's steal Chris's money)
4. Chrisurbia
5. It's a Chris
6. What have I done to deserve Chris
7. Chris on my mind
8. Chris dancing
9. Chris & my own devices
10. Chris's alright
11. Chris is so hard
12. Being Chris is boring
13. How can you expect to be Chris
14. Where the streets have no name (I can't take my eyes off Chris)
15. DJ Chris
16. Can you forgive Chris?
17. Yesterday, when I was Chris
18. Se a Chris e (That's the way Chris is)
19. New York City Chris
20. Chrisboyant

when you see names of tracks, it seems like album's title isn't such a good choice

ROTFLAAO

B-sides

Between 2 Chrises
Music for Chris
Chris gets exciteded
My funny Chris
Chris could get arrested
You know where Chris went wrong
Do I have Chris?