Pet Shop Boys, what they will be doing next....

[DJ Pat]

After the Fundamental tour, the boys will take a separate well earned holiday apart, Neil opting for Mallorca and Chris trying out Tenerife. They had both specified wanting to be at really cultural holiday destinations, hance the choices.

Neil will go through the petition with Dave Dorrell about "Integral" and all unwanted print outs will be used to fuel up the BBQ they will have on the beach that night, with Damon Albarn, Robbie Williams and Madonna in attendance. The latter being one of their "new" fans.

"So why did you never release "Victim Of Love" as a single then Neil?" asks the Maddie one..

"Well, it was never offered to us" answers Neil

"But she's Madonna" adds Robbie, as Damon laughs hysterically.

Meanwhile Chris is mobbed by Italian lads on Tenerife beach one afternoon and is coaxed into performing the dance moves to "Panninaro" that he does on stage.

"Ok I'll do it" he relents..."only if you then carry me into the sea afterwards"

"Sure of course" comes the return chorus of Italian lads....

Meanwhile, Pete Gleadall, Sylivia, and Ivan have decide to stay, unbeknown to them, at the same hotel as Neil, and one night at the karaoke bar, they spy the real Neil, Robbie and Damon doing a drunken rendition of "Girls and Boys".

"Oh look they got some lookalikes performing at the hotel" coos Sylivia, "shall we get onstage and do a song?"

"Which one?" asks Pete, "and what do I do? play air keyboards?"

"West End Girls" Sylivia tells the karaoke techie.

What happened next?????????

[Ronald42]

The instrumental break

[Danger]

In 2008 we will see them play Potemkin live in Russia and Ukraina then release a CD with the music for the ballet

[Fugitive1979]

What happened next?????????

Sylvia's warbling blows the speakers.
Robbie has an argument with Damon and they swing a few drunken air-punches at each other before falling over into what is left of the karaoke equipment.
Someone tells Pete that his air-keyboard playing makes him look like a Thunderbirds puppet and he storms off in the huff.
Poor Neil sits in the corner and thinks, "What have I done to deserve this?".

They are all then ejected from the premises.

[psb-freak]

Disco5 will be released.

[kdx125]

A 20 minute interval.....
announced by Sir Ian!

[DJ Pat]

What happened next?????????

Sylvia's warbling blows the speakers.

Robbie has an argument with Damon and they swing a few drunken air-punches at each other before falling over into what is left of the karaoke equipment.

Someone tells Pete that his air-keyboard playing makes him look like a Thunderbirds puppet and he storms off in the huff.

Poor Neil sits in the corner and thinks, "What have I done to deserve this?".

They are all then ejected from the premises

Then, through the doors comes the ending to the "Jealousy" video, and all hell breaks loose.

Neil makes a run for it still dressed in his Sodom and Gomorrah outfit, and manages to hitch a lift with Joss Ackland.

"Where are we going young man?" asks Joss, slightly intoxicated.

"Oh anywhere, but I know one thing I've learnt from this picture"

"And what's that young man?"

"That I can't bloody act" says Neil, wryly.

But where did they go afterwards?

[Fugitive1979]

They end up at Joss' villa, high in the hills. Sir Ian McKellan is already there with Dave Dorrell and they have the bbq.

"Thought we were having this on the beach?" enquires Neil, still rather baffled by the events at the karaoke bar.

"Haven't you heard the news?" replies Sir Ian. "The beach is off-limits I'm afraid.

He puts on the tv and the news is showing pictures of a riot at the beach.

Sir Ian continues, "Madonna was having a beach party there and Robbie Williams and that Blur fellow showed up looking the worse for wear. I swear I saw Sylvia there as well but why would she be hanging round with them?"

"Anyway, Madonna started playing your remix of "Sorry" and some girls and boys started getting rowdy. Robbie got rather annoyed and started arguing with them. Next thing Robbie and that Blur fellow are getting threatened by more people causing some female (I swear it was Sylvia) to get angry as well. She then lets off this high-pitched warble which stops everyone in their tracks."

"Robbie and that Blur fellow grab their chance and swing a few drunken air-punches at the hecklers before falling over drunk. Madonna then stops playing and a riot breaks out."

Dave chuckles, Joss lights a cigar and Neil sits there, thinking, "What have I done to deserve this?"

Joss then says, "Go! Go! You are no longer here."

But where did they go afterwards?

[Pet Shop Girl]

They will be on holiday and then work on Disco 5.

[DJ Pat]

But where did they go afterwards?

They end up at Joss' villa, high in the hills. Sir Ian McKellan is already there with Dave Dorrell and they have the bbq.

"Thought we were having this on the beach?" enquires Neil, still rather baffled by the events at the karaoke bar.

"Haven't you heard the news?" replies Sir Ian. "The beach is off-limits I'm afraid.

He puts on the tv and the news is showing pictures of a riot at the beach.

Sir Ian continues, "Madonna was having a beach party there and Robbie Williams and that Blur fellow showed up looking the worse for wear. I swear I saw Sylvia there as well but why would she be hanging round with them?"

"Anyway, Madonna started playing your remix of "Sorry" and some girls and boys started getting rowdy. Robbie got rather annoyed and started arguing with them. Next thing Robbie and that Blur fellow are getting threatened by more people causing some female (I swear it was Sylvia) to get angry as well. She then lets off this high-pitched warble which stops everyone in their tracks."

"Robbie and that Blur fellow grab their chance and swing a few drunken air-punches at the hecklers before falling over drunk. Madonna then stops playing and a riot breaks out."

Dave chuckles, Joss lights a cigar and Neil sits there, thinking, "What have I done to deserve this?"

Joss then says, "Go! Go! You are no longer here."

********************

Neil, Robbie, Damon, and Madonna manage to get a taxi and find themselves in Central London an hour later in the club "Kinky Galinky's" where the "Was it worth it" video was based. To their surprise, Chris is the DJ, standing in a booth in the middle of the dancefloor.

Robbie tries to order an expresso at the bar only to be told they don't serve them as they have been whizzed back to 1991, when the club was a kickin' place.

Suddenly, Eminem turns up with his crew, and a scratch is heard as the needle gets scratched across the vinyl, with the music stopping.

"Yo, so Neil, what's this about some fan sleeping with me after seeing me backstage?"

"So what, mate? did he give you the backstage pass then?" laughs Robbie and Damon

"What yo mean , fool?" Eminem fails to understand the term, 'backstage pass'.

"You know, permission to...." Robbie doesn't bother explaining.

"Yo, G, very funny but am I talkin' to your sorry addicted ass Mr. Robbie? get back to f**kin' rehab"

"Well i did honestly think you could be bi-curious, Mr. Mathers" Neil says, almost apologeticly.

Dainton steps protectively in front of Neil, with his fellow minder, Chopper, close by his side.

"But my image, I gotta image to maintain man"

"I thought you'd retire after you ran out of ideas?" Madonna butts in..

"Yeah after your best of.....you know, "Curtain Calls", you called it a day" Robbie says cheekily

"Ok you win, what is it then, a slow dance or what then Neil?"

"Who me?" asks Neil, surprised

"Yeah man, you, muthafucka, I'm talkin' to your sorry gay ass man" says a smirking Eminem

"Ok then DJ, play that song, what's it to be Neil? Some slow shit then cocktails with Robbie then all back to mine?"

"Sounds good to me" Robbie says

"Yeah and I'll just go home and feed my gorillaz some bananaz" says Damon "and delete that remix of "Boys and girls" you did years ago"

Eminem and Neil slow dance to Lionel Richie's "Say you say me".

Then what happened? Where DID they end up?

[mr_spenalzo]

Disco5 will be released.

This one different from the other installments in that it's got the Boys selecting songs with other people remixing other people's songs and there's no Neil or Chris influence on the remixes whatsoever.

[psb-freak]

Neil and Eminem ended up backstage having horny night with each other and Eminem started to sing TNIFIL to Neil.

[DJ Pat]

Neil and Eminem ended up backstage having horny night with each other and Eminem started to sing TNIFIL to Neil.

With Robbie banging on the door asking to be let in...

[Riikka]

Neil and Eminem ended up backstage having horny night with each other and Eminem started to sing TNIFIL to Neil.

[Pet Shop Girl]

That song from Release was a funny song! I love it.