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Undertaker · #1 Post by **Undertaker** » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 2:54 pm

So who's going to win the most? Who will have the most druggies and does anyone know when the womens Pole Vault starts

Patrick Bateman · #2 Post by **Patrick Bateman** » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 3:14 pm

The only problem with female pole vaulters is that they're not going to be impressed however big your c*** is.

redsock · #3 Post by **redsock** » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 3:33 pm

She can vault mine anytime ....

Danny C · #4 Post by **Danny C** » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 3:48 pm

China will top the medal table, USA second.

Russia will have the most athletes disqualified for drugs offences.

Britain will end up with the highest ratio of bronze:gold medals of any major nation at the Games. Producing nearly men and women is our speciality.

Undertaker · #5 Post by **Undertaker** » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 4:45 pm

What was that nation where just one person walked around at the opening ceromony?

Extended highlights of the Czech's v Sweden at womens volleyball please.

My claim to fame is that i know Kate Heywood the British swimmer. Go girl.

Wonder who the first British hard luck/tears story will be and the fact we make them into a national hero for winning f*** all?

Did anyone see that huge lass for the Poles i think it was? Do you reckon she's doing the 100 metre sprint?

Most stupid events of all time - The 5 million mile 'walk' and the dancing horses.

Patrick Bateman · #6 Post by **Patrick Bateman** » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 4:48 pm

I loved when they cut to Dubya looking uncomfortable as Iraq filed past.

*edit* Holy f***, that torch lighting routine was pretty special. I can't see us matching a tubby bloke flying round the stadium in 2012.

glennjridge · #7 Post by **glennjridge** » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 5:28 pm

Patrick Bateman wrote:The only problem with female pole vaulters is that they're not going to be impressed however big your c*** is.

ROTFL man thats too funny! I would use the laughing emoticon but something about the way the lip moves makes it look like a dribbling idiot so I refuse to use it.

anyways WOW what country is that hottie from?

gregf · #8 Post by **gregf** » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 5:34 pm

I heard the British Minister for Sport? said UK would beat Australia in medals.
First time in decades.
Sounds like a challenge to me.

Fugitive1979 · #9 Post by **Fugitive1979** » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 9:29 pm

There were quite a few hotties in the Ukraine team.

Undertaker · #10 Post by **Undertaker** » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:28 pm

The Pole Vaulter is American!

The drums and lights were pretty awesome.

We wont get anywhere near that in 2012. We will just have a load of hoodies doing street dancing and stabbing each other.

redsock · #11 Post by **redsock** » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:48 pm

Going with Undertakers idea, how about we have a Roman Games / Gladiator theme to the London 2012 games ....

We could round up all the hoodies and knife wielding street scum, and stick them in a locked central arena. Then all the audience could fire flaming arrows and fireworks at them. Would look fantastic !

Loins Of London · Sat 09 Aug 2008, 12:23 am

glennjridge wrote:
anyways WOW what country is that hottie from?

Botswana, wasn't it.

df118junkie · #13 Post by **df118junkie** » Sat 09 Aug 2008, 3:04 am

Undertaker wrote:The Pole Vaulter is American!

Correct.

She lives just "down the road" from me in the OC...

glennjridge · #14 Post by **glennjridge** » Sat 09 Aug 2008, 3:40 am

lucky you! so I guess her name is allison stokke. I wonder what ethnicity that is. reads like its german but she looks Guatemalan or somethin.

Technotrancemix · #15 Post by **Technotrancemix** » Sat 09 Aug 2008, 3:38 pm

I'm not bothered about the olympics. There maybe a few hotties performing but other than that, I'm likely to fall asleep watching it.