I find this one very funny myself:
Why is turkey so popular at Christmas? - Because it's warmer there.
Silly Christmas cracker jokes
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Silly Christmas cracker jokes
It's the time for Christmas crackers again... and they often come with a silly joke inside. What silly or funny cracker jokes do you know?
I find this one very funny myself:
Why is turkey so popular at Christmas? - Because it's warmer there.
I find this one very funny myself:
Why is turkey so popular at Christmas? - Because it's warmer there.
I love passion.
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Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
What's Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards."
Doctor: "I'll deal with you later."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
Why don't bananas sunbathe?
Because they'd peel.
I'll get my coat...
He had low elf-esteem.
What's Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards."
Doctor: "I'll deal with you later."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
Why don't bananas sunbathe?
Because they'd peel.
I'll get my coat...
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Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
What´s Tarzan´s Christmas song?
-Jungle Bells
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
-A pineapple
What do you call Santa's helpers?
-Subordinate Clauses
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
-A list of everything you want!
What Christmas song is the deafs´s Christmas song?
-Do you hear what I hear?
-Jungle Bells
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
-A pineapple
What do you call Santa's helpers?
-Subordinate Clauses
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
-A list of everything you want!
What Christmas song is the deafs´s Christmas song?
-Do you hear what I hear?
Interviewer:
-What would you tell someone about yourself if you wanted to impress them?
Chris:
-I´ve got a 12-inch plonker.
-What would you tell someone about yourself if you wanted to impress them?
Chris:
-I´ve got a 12-inch plonker.
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Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
What was the tortoise doing on the motorway?
About 1mph
About 1mph
Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, injustice and death. More on that story later.
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Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Actually tortoises can be quite fast. (we have one at home)
Interviewer:
-What would you tell someone about yourself if you wanted to impress them?
Chris:
-I´ve got a 12-inch plonker.
-What would you tell someone about yourself if you wanted to impress them?
Chris:
-I´ve got a 12-inch plonker.
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Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
You mean they can get up to 2mph?psb-freak wrote:Actually tortoises can be quite fast. (we have one at home)
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Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Don´t know how much it is in km/h.Fugitive1979 wrote:You mean they can get up to 2mph?psb-freak wrote:Actually tortoises can be quite fast. (we have one at home)
Interviewer:
-What would you tell someone about yourself if you wanted to impress them?
Chris:
-I´ve got a 12-inch plonker.
-What would you tell someone about yourself if you wanted to impress them?
Chris:
-I´ve got a 12-inch plonker.
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Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
3.2km/hpsb-freak wrote:Don´t know how much it is in km/h.Fugitive1979 wrote:You mean they can get up to 2mph?
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