What lyric you think is the funniest?

[joe stalin]

I'm not too sure you can attribute the YMIWM lyric to Neil coz the bit 'you've made such a little go a very long way' was actually written in Jonathon Kings last article in the Sun Newspaper when he was leaving as part of his opinion on the PSB. Far too many favourite quotes but not that many that I consider funny as such. JS

[GalataPSB]

""""You've got your health, you've got everything, that's what my doctor said
You may not have much cash, but you've got a roof over your head"""

[diana]

"For I was in the nude, the old queen disapproved"
Dreaming of the Queen

[gomorrah]

^ that's my favorite funny neil lyric as well.

[Pertan]

hands down...

We've both given up smoking 'cause it's fatal / So whose matches are those?

It's very good. Maybe one of my favourites.
Back in august 1990 in swedish radio (1 month before release)
I heard a program called "Flip Flop" in swedish P3 program
and the "Jury" "flipped" this single and one of the
Jury members said "We've both given up smoking 'cause it's fatal / So whose matches are those?" it's absolutely splendid. I have to agree.

So Hard became high in swedish charts , actually number one in the "trackslistan" for 2 weeks

http://www.sr.se/p3/topplistor/tracks/? ... 0&listID=1

[Jareth]

"For I was in the nude, the old queen disapproved"
Dreaming of the Queen

My favourite.

This is by far the WORST Pet Shop Boys lyric:

If you see someone gorgeous then you think. Am I in with a chance? Should I try? Buy a drink?

Actually it doesn't look quite as bad written down as it sounds on Saturday Night Forever.

[Phillip]

Attitudes are materialistic
Positive or frankly realistic
Which is terrible old-fashioned, isn't it?
Or isn't it?

[diana]

hands down...

We've both given up smoking 'cause it's fatal / So whose matches are those?

It's very good. Maybe one of my favourites.
Back in august 1990 in swedish radio (1 month before release)
I heard a program called "Flip Flop" in swedish P3 program
and the "Jury" "flipped" this single and one of the
Jury members said "We've both given up smoking 'cause it's fatal / So whose matches are those?"

"Those matches are for the candlelites!"

[Naughty Zoot]

I think my fave is:

Tell me you love me/ Admit it, you're really impressed/
Would it not amuse you/ For me to seduce you?/
Have you ever seen me undressed?/

but coming in a close second:

Call it perfomrnace, call it art/ I call it disaster if the tapes don't start/
I've put all my life into live lip-sync/ I'm an artist, honey/
You gonna get me a drink?/

[Pet Shop Girl]

I think the funniest lyric from Neil has to be from "The Sodom & Gomorrah Show' it is fresh on my mind. This is the lyric: 'I lived a quiet life, a stranger to champagne'

[No Muscle Mary]

I think the funniest lyric from Neil has to be from "The Sodom & Gomorrah Show' it is fresh on my mind. This is the lyric: 'I lived a quiet life, a stranger to champagne'

I found that amusing too, cause it's ironic to have Neil singing it.

[No Muscle Mary]

Of course the funniest lyric ever is also a song title...

"Bubadubadubadubadubadum"

huba huba huba huba hum

And not forgetting the whole of 'The Sound of the Atom Splitting'

Oh, and,

"I was walking down the high street in the middle of the night
Someone caught my eye and I nearly died of fright
Crossed the road to whisper something secret in my ear
And now I know I'll never be the same again
Oh dear!"

[kimphilby]

We've both given up smoking 'cause it's fatal / So whose matches are those?

A great lyric but you have to include the whole slightly dodgy but also genius non-rhyming, rhyming couplet to fully appreciate it:

I'm always hoping you'll be faithful, but you're not I suppose.
We've both given up smoking, cos it's fatal, so who's matching are those.

Rhyming 'faithful' with 'fatal' Brilliant

One tat always raises a smile with me:

It all takes courage
You know it
Just crossing the steet,
well it's almost heroic

Flamboyant.

[Joemoz]

Why is that funny?

When you see in the papers pictures of yourself you don't like very much. Very good lyric, my choice too.

See the joke to that is that you never know what the photographer saw, that i wouldn't touch with a pole, especially when it comes to Neil

I think you're reading something into it that was not intended at all. But whatever amuses you...

[psb-freak]

Of course the funniest lyric ever is also a song title...

"Bubadubadubadubadubadum"

huba huba huba huba hum

And not forgetting the whole of 'The Sound of the Atom Splitting'

Oh, and,

"I was walking down the high street in the middle of the night
Someone caught my eye and I nearly died of fright
Crossed the road to whisper something secret in my ear
And now I know I'll never be the same again
Oh dear!"

Budadabadabadabadum.....