For about 5 years now i havn't celebrated xmas, what with feeling like you have to buy someone something good cos they might, the actaul meaning of the thing (christianity) YUK, meeting relatives and pretending you like them, the absolutely IRRITATING christmas songs sung by cliff richard etc, but the alcohol consumption is welcomed
Last christmas i decided to have a bit of fun with it, so i went into the garage to find some silly presents, like i gave my 10 year old nephew a old door handle, what a larf when he unwrapped it, he said "ive already got one of these on my bedroom door"

i gave my dad some breast holding bra thing

my brother got football fixtures from a 2 year old newspaper

my "presents" got everyone in stitches and it cost nothing, how xmas used to be, cue the hovis music
So how much fun does christmas day bring you?