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Does Neil play blind man in the buff then?

Satanas In Da House© wrote:

bigboy wrote:

mantooth wrote:Hmmm... He's all about the eyes, isn't he? And no students? Good thing I'm about to graduate...

Bigboy: For a top, you seem to be quite the size queen...

Well, we all like a mouthful now and again, no?

So Neil officially doesn't do younger than late 20s?

Yeah, right!

I am 24 ...

PS: Neil do you wants to know what is a real woman in bed???

If he does maybe you could ask your sister to help him out?

PigletWildebeest wrote:eh?? What do you mean Tom?

You don't really want to know

PigletWildebeest wrote: have a smooch from me...

Can I have a few more of those please? And some hugs?
It takes more than one kiss to make me feel better after all bb has been picking on me since day 1.
Never was I good enough for him.
It's not my fault I'm German, younger, better looking, more popular with the girls, ... *goes on and on and on*

define psb wrote:Does Neil play blind man in the buff then?

Don't you think he might be a bit too old for such games?
He's a real man, you know. And they don't play silly games.

Tom wrote:

PigletWildebeest wrote:
have a smooch from me...

Can I have a few more of those please? And some hugs?
It takes more than one kiss to make me feel better after all bb has been picking on me since day 1.
Never was I good enough for him.
It's not my fault I'm German, younger, better looking, more popular with the girls, ... *goes on and on and on*

Never you mind that Bigboy... he'll be begging to have you in a few year's time when his hair starts falling out and people say he looks like a constipated politician...

Oh! And I found where Neil mentions he ditched his girlfriend right before meeting Chris, it's in About the Pet Shop Boys...

PigletWildebeest wrote:

Tom wrote:

PigletWildebeest wrote:
have a smooch from me...

Can I have a few more of those please? And some hugs?
It takes more than one kiss to make me feel better after all bb has been picking on me since day 1.
Never was I good enough for him.
It's not my fault I'm German, younger, better looking, more popular with the girls, ... *goes on and on and on*

Never you mind that Bigboy... he'll be begging to have you in a few year's time when his hair starts falling out and people say he looks like a constipated politician...

Where's my hugs?

Big mouthed bully he is!
Always picking on the smaller guys.
Didn't he mention somewhere that he did have a bit of a receding hairline?

PigletWildebeest wrote:Oh! And I found where Neil mentions he ditched his girlfriend right before meeting Chris, it's in About the Pet Shop Boys...

Thanks!
So much for Neil and his fantastic memory.

Tom wrote: Where's my hugs?

Big mouthed bully he is!
Always picking on the smaller guys.
Didn't he mention somewhere that he did have a bit of a receding hairline?

I would give you a hug if I found a hug-smiley (and no, I'm not asking Satanas for one) but here's a virtual hug anyway... :huuuuuuuggggg:
There you go. Hope I haven't squished you.
You'd think he would apologise by posting the next installment of his chris lowe sexstory, but then of course, he's probably waiting till we reach page 32...
Niall at least delivered the goods straightaway!

PigletWildebeest wrote:

Tom wrote: Where's my hugs?

Big mouthed bully he is!
Always picking on the smaller guys.
Didn't he mention somewhere that he did have a bit of a receding hairline?

I would give you a hug if I found a hug-smiley (and no, I'm not asking Satanas for one) but here's a virtual hug anyway... :huuuuuuuggggg:
There you go. Hope I haven't squished you.

PigletWildebeest wrote:You'd think he would apologise by posting the next installment of his chris lowe sexstory, but then of course, he's probably waiting till we reach page 32...
Niall at least delivered the goods straightaway!

He just wants this thread to bigger than the 'worst song' one. Can't be that our bb is not on top of a list....

Err... ok, so Niall may have been quick with his Chris Lowe story but doesn't he still owe us the story about that former colleague of Neil that suggested they have been lovers.. Neil and Chris that is.
Or at least how everyone at Smash Hits was always drooling over Chris and Neil was not amused?
.. that was Niall right?

Tom wrote: Err... ok, so Niall may have been quick with his Chris Lowe story but doesn't he still owe us the story about that former colleague of Neil that suggested they have been lovers.. Neil and Chris that is.
Or at least how everyone at Smash Hits was always drooling over Chris and Neil was not amused?
.. that was Niall right?

that was Niall...
ooooooh Niall......

We could have course start a different thread for Niall... just to keep this thread on topic... but that would be cruel wouldn't it..

PigletWildebeest wrote:

Tom wrote: Err... ok, so Niall may have been quick with his Chris Lowe story but doesn't he still owe us the story about that former colleague of Neil that suggested they have been lovers.. Neil and Chris that is.
Or at least how everyone at Smash Hits was always drooling over Chris and Neil was not amused?
.. that was Niall right?

that was Niall...
ooooooh Niall......

Isn't it funny how we discuss bb in the PSB threads and PSB in bb's thread?

C'mon Niall! We've not forgotten the story you promised us!

Tom wrote:

PigletWildebeest wrote:

Tom wrote: Err... ok, so Niall may have been quick with his Chris Lowe story but doesn't he still owe us the story about that former colleague of Neil that suggested they have been lovers.. Neil and Chris that is.
Or at least how everyone at Smash Hits was always drooling over Chris and Neil was not amused?
.. that was Niall right?

that was Niall...
ooooooh Niall......

Isn't it funny how we discuss bb in the PSB threads and PSB in bb's thread?

LOL.

As Margaret Thatcher said on the day she resigned (and PSB's BB has been released that very same week) "It's a funny old world!"

Satanas In Da House© wrote:

bigboy wrote:

Satanas In Da House© wrote: naughty chris lowe..I think when neil f**k with chris,chris show to him what is really sex and he leave to be with that girls...I am sure if he have sex with a latin woman he will be very confused again

Was there any particular latin woman you had in mind for the experiment, Satanas?

btw, I'm absolutely devastated that you won't now be making your long-awaited, much-anticipated, highly-publicised trip to the UK this summer, as I was really looking forward to f*cking your bottom.

...I thought you was gay bigboy...but we will "speak" this summer in a good bed

You shouldn't believe everything you read, you horny bitch!

BB wrote:

You shouldn't believe everything you read,

But darling! I am GRIPPED by every full stop ? and semi colonic that you write, PLEASE don't tell me it's all Lies in a Postscript

Pretty please with Golf Balls, 5 irons a sand-wedge and a (T) caddie on top, when is Part 4 to appear?

I require Ab's story part 4 to keep me awake !

Niall wrote:

Tom wrote:

bookshopboy wrote:Sometime I will try and dig up the interview. I think it was around the time of Nightlife or I don't know what you want but I can't give it any more.

Boyz: How about the groupie thing?

NT: (Silence)

Boyz: That's a very long pause for thought.

NT: Sometimes something that starts off like that might not end up like it. But no, I haven't really done the groupie thing.

Boyz: Has Chris?

NT: (laughs) You'll have to ask Chris that and he'll never speak to you, so there you go. He's far too enigmatic. .

He's a regular misteryman!!! I should have asked him when he came on to me!!!!!

Yes, that's right Niall.

When you turned down Chris's blatant chat-up lines to get you in his limo you could have asked him if he has sex with groupies!



You're still quite the naive sort, eh?

I was being ironic.