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beautyqueen85 wrote:

Deschanel wrote:.
Enjoy answering Lolita here, guys, I think he's having a spank, honestly. Doesn't add up.

You mean a spunk. So bored now, it's my turn? Gay male, that's a good one, keep fantasizing and write your usual useless verbiage, Bueller? Bueller?

And where are you from? The Big Apple? Go to the theater or something.

Come on owl, you know I love you, this one is for you;

Strobe lights pump and flicker
Dry lips crack out for more
"Come bite on this rag doll, baby!
That's right, now hit the floor"
Lolita

Ha! Sweet to see you're admitting it. No harm done. Sorry fellows.
Not hard to figure who this is.

^Ok Standford, enough of the petulant diatribes; get your Keds and lets hit Nordstrom; -but you pay for the gingersnaps-.

beautyqueen85 wrote:^Ok Standford, enough of the petulant diatribes; get your Keds and lets hit Nordstrom; -but you pay for the gingersnaps-.

Hey, I got a nice Christmas coat at Nordstroms.

Re: The first post:
You made a general statement about all men after seeing one geezer being drunk? Tsk, tsk, tsk....

beautyqueen85 wrote:"check it out chicks, my c*** is huge!"

Sound like a right loser in my opinion.

DJ Pat wrote:

beautyqueen85 wrote:"check it out chicks, my c*** is huge!"

Sound like a right loser in my opinion.

Totally right. Actually I got it on film, "are you ready for Journey?!!", you won't believe it, a guy goes: "I want to f**k you!". The crowd went wild, this dude was a clown but somehow good looking chicks went bezerk. (too much booze obviously).

Guys who obsess over their alleged "big" size have something missing elsewhere, either they aren't actually getting anything from anyone (most likely) or they have taken to heart a comment by a past, incredibly drunken sex partner.

Or they are just a prick, plain and simple.

Or perhaps they are just being plain honest

[quote="beautyqueen85"]It's ridiculous but hilarious. Last night I went to a kareokee/stand up comedy club. So this guy is singing some rock song, and goes, "check it out chicks, my c*** is huge!" and then "now check out these moves". Needles to say, we were chocking w/laughter.

I cannot help but wonder, guys really think size is everything? That's only about 95%

quote]

Generalising aside I guess guys sometimes prefer girls who don't have bony asses, flat chests, and unhealthy obsessions about what style mags tell them or don't deride the male population for some jerk's comment about his imaginery penis size.

Agree with you on not being too keen, keeping a safe distance, even treat them with some derision once in a while and pretend to be interested in what they are interested in. It seems to get the girls moist when it matters. It helps if they are insecure too. I'd much rather do Ugly Betty than the Sex And The City characters/actresses. She'd probably feel she has a lot more to prove in in bed and thus be willing to be more original, filthy and less inclined to bore you or her friends shitless with the analysis. (Poor choice of words there)

You dont get looks, friendship development or ...sex compatibility.. in all that

Nope, but you do get better raised children.

FirthofForth wrote:

You dont get looks, friendship development or ...sex compatibility.. in all that

Nope, but you do get better raised children.

lets leave the kids out of this any kid with good parents will be well raised.

Guys that think having a big "one" is important have no idea what is really important. The average girls vagina is only 5 inches to 6 inches long. After that there is the cervix which is the birth canal For most of us, it hurts when someone tries to enter our cervix. There is no pleasure to be had in the cervix. A big "one" could also mean a wide one. One that is too wide can have trouble getting in some of us smaller ladies and there is no pleasure in having a big blimp in us, that can not move.
If you are referring to men with men, what man wants a big one shoved up his a*s or in his mouth?
For me a nice straight erect one that is 5 inches and not more than 6 inches and as wide as a half dollar is perfect. Have the tip of your index finger touch the tip of your thumb to get an idea of a good width for what works for an individual. I read somewhere that if a guy puts his 2 thumbs together, tip to tip that is the length of his "thing."
There are so many other factors that are important when mating. The main thing with a man's "thing" is that it can stay erect for the right amount of time and then ejaculate, for both people involved.

World in my Eyes wrote: For me a nice straight erect one that is 5 inches and not more than 6 inches and as wide as a half dollar is perfect.

Glenn, is that you?

Drico.