How shit is Ronan Keating?

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Ronan Keating is shit, but how much of a load of shit is he?

A pathetic little fart
7
16%
Come on, the dog can do better than that!
4
9%
An average movement
3
7%
Whoops, I shouldn't have made that curry so spicy
3
7%
Full rectal prolapse with mushroom cloud and broken toilet bowl
28
62%
 
Total votes: 45

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Danny C
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Re: How shit is Ronan Keating?

#16 Post by Danny C »

I've always detested Onan Keating (so named because he was a virgin until marriage, the wanker) so I can't even be accused of jumping on any bandwagons.

He's shit, his music is shit and everything he's ever touched or looked at is shit.

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#17 Post by Fugitive1979 »

Danny C wrote:I've always detested Onan Keating (so named because he was a virgin until marriage, the wanker) so I can't even be accused of jumping on any bandwagons.

He's shit, his music is shit and everything he's ever touched or looked at is shit.
Such a comprehensive summary of the man. I like it. :clap: :clap: :clap:
:| :o

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#18 Post by Quicksand »

Let it all out Danny... tell us how you really feel!!
I believe...we can achieve... the love that we need

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#19 Post by DJ_Couture »

He's shit but if it weren't for the chart battle with Yes I wouldn't really see any point in bothering to hate him. He never has and never will be taken remotely seriously and he doesn't even really get much airplay anymore. It's a bit like getting worked up about Donny Osmand; why bother?

That said the Jade Goody cancer thing, if true, would be a particularly pathetic attempt at taking advantage of a ridiculous public hysteria.

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#20 Post by Dipso »

It's not Ronan's fault that EMI is a bit crap.
Prick up your ears.

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#21 Post by Fugitive1979 »

Dipso wrote:It's not Ronan's fault that EMI is a bit crap.
Nobody's saying it is.
He was shit last year, and he'll be shit next year. regardless of whether he is up against PSB. It is a perfect time for the poll, though, given the circumstances.
:| :o

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#22 Post by alig »

Cussfarmer wrote:
homer1972 wrote:Ronan announced earlier this week that some proceeds of the album will go to the Jade Goody cancer charity set up in her name, so maybe that's the reason for the extra sales this week.Will post the link when I find it.
Oh well, if it wasn't all over before, it is now.

I didn't think it was possible for Ronan to go down in my estimation but this is pure cynical bandwagon hopping to shift copies of the album. Absolutely disgusting :sick:


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#23 Post by Jemstone123 »

I have to admit i used to like Boyzone and Spice girls and all that jazz, when i was a young wee teeny bopper 8) in 1998 ,also used to love Robbie Williams - Singing when your wining cassette tape.

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#24 Post by Blogo »

This poll made me ROFL.
Listen without prejudice

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#25 Post by meiakitty »

Now everytime I see Keating, I see a mushroom cloud...
You, you're my lover, you're my hope, you're my dreams my life, my passion, my love, my sex, my money
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#26 Post by Blogo »

Dronan Keating makes Erasure look good.


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#27 Post by sneakythesnake »

Exhibit A :shock: :shock: :lol:

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#28 Post by Radiophonic »

sneakythesnake wrote:Exhibit A :shock: :shock: :lol:
Which one is Gay?
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#29 Post by Boring »

Fugitive1979 wrote:Ronan Keating is a c***! :evil:
Ronan who? That guy from that shit band?
Do I have to?

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#30 Post by No Muscle Mary »

Gay with a capital G would be Gay Byrne - the presenter.

All were atrocious. But the two who got kicked out of the group were even more atrocious.
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