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Morse wrote: Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:07 am

eastendboy wrote: Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:15 am I’ve been watching some snooker on tv and every player has their own walk on music as they do in darts. I was thinking has anyone used music by Chris and Neil. If I had to choose a song it would be paninaro. What song would you choose?

To walk onto what, a snooker or darts tournament?

The Sodom & Gomorrah Show to scare the hell out of them.

Sun, sex, sin and snooker! The Four Horsemen of a perfect British Saturday night!

(Edit: typo)

petshopgrrl wrote: Tue 28 Apr 2026, 4:43 am

Morse wrote: Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:07 am

eastendboy wrote: Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:15 am I’ve been watching some snooker on tv and every player has their own walk on music as they do in darts. I was thinking has anyone used music by Chris and Neil. If I had to choose a song it would be paninaro. What song would you choose?

To walk onto what, a snooker or darts tournament?

The Sodom & Gomorrah Show to scare the hell out of them.

Sun, sex, sin and snooker! The Four Horseman of a perfect British Saturday night!

...always one missed pot away from eternal damnation! Rack 'em up, repent later......

This is very much my wheelhouse as I used to have to choose tracks for this very purpose.
Because you are generally handing over a USB stick to someone who does not give a toss about your walk-on, and in my case said person had over 100 sticks to deal with, I find it helpful to use tracks which have an immediate start rather than a long, meandering intro, as often the song hasn't started by the time you find your spot and start your 'thang'. This rules out a lot of epic PSB songs. Although of course one could edit so that the pertinent part starts immediately.

I appreciate I may be overthinking this.

petshopgrrl wrote: Tue 28 Apr 2026, 4:43 am

Morse wrote: Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:07 am

eastendboy wrote: Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:15 am I’ve been watching some snooker on tv and every player has their own walk on music as they do in darts. I was thinking has anyone used music by Chris and Neil. If I had to choose a song it would be paninaro. What song would you choose?

To walk onto what, a snooker or darts tournament?

The Sodom & Gomorrah Show to scare the hell out of them.

Sun, sex, sin and snooker! The Four Horsemen of a perfect British Saturday night!

(Edit: typo)

I was watching The Snooker at my father's house last night and Mrs Dad exclaimed: "Go on the boy ye, get it in there!" which I imagine will never end up as a PSB lyric.

petshopgrrl wrote: Tue 28 Apr 2026, 4:43 am

Morse wrote: Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:07 am

eastendboy wrote: Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:15 am I’ve been watching some snooker on tv and every player has their own walk on music as they do in darts. I was thinking has anyone used music by Chris and Neil. If I had to choose a song it would be paninaro. What song would you choose?

To walk onto what, a snooker or darts tournament?

The Sodom & Gomorrah Show to scare the hell out of them.

Sun, sex, sin and snooker! The Four Horsemen of a perfect British Saturday night!

(Edit: typo)

I remember this thing called snooker. Even met Cliff Thorburn once (thus showing when I was in any way remotely invested in the game). Don't recall there being a lot of sex. I think if there were I would have remembered that.

Gabby wrote: Mon 04 May 2026, 12:42 pm

petshopgrrl wrote: Tue 28 Apr 2026, 4:43 am

Morse wrote: Mon 27 Apr 2026, 11:07 am

To walk onto what, a snooker or darts tournament?

The Sodom & Gomorrah Show to scare the hell out of them.

Sun, sex, sin and snooker! The Four Horsemen of a perfect British Saturday night!

(Edit: typo)

I remember this thing called snooker. Even met Cliff Thorburn once (thus showing when I was in any way remotely invested in the game). Don't recall there being a lot of sex. I think if there were I would have remembered that.

You've clearly been playing it wrong!