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Chreyl Coles debut single has sold 134,000 units in one day

Oh dear. I suppose that in a kingdom of chavs, Cheryl Cole is queen.

Cheryl Cole's debut single only sold 282,000 copies

Cheryl Cole is a fifth-rate Mandy Smith without the underage sex. Completely pointless.

I've yet to hear the Cheryl Cole single. Which is a good thing. I've only room in my life for one duff geordie singer.

Saturdays new album 'Word shaker' down from number 9 to number 40.

Paddymacall wrote:Saturdays new album 'Word shaker' down from number 9 to number 40.

Bye bye, S(h)aturdays.

What the girls from The Saturdays need to do to arrest their decline is assault a black toilet attendant, and then marry a tit of a footballer. Shame Marlon King's already taken.

Patrick Bateman wrote:What the girls from The Saturdays need to do to arrest their decline is assault a black toilet attendant, and then marry a tit of a footballer. Shame Marlon King's already taken.

But Ryan Babel is still available. So good news there, then.

Patrick Bateman wrote:What the girls from The Saturdays need to do to arrest their decline is assault a black toilet attendant, and then marry a tit of a footballer. Shame Marlon King's already taken.

Not even that will help them.

Face it, PB, your' w***-candy is history.

Fugitive1979 wrote:Face it, PB, your' w***-candy is history.

If it makes the inevitable descent into homemade porn tapes that leak online occur sooner rather than later, that may be no bad thing.

Patrick Bateman wrote:

Fugitive1979 wrote:Face it, PB, your' w***-candy is history.

If it makes the inevitable descent into homemade porn tapes that leak online occur sooner rather than later, that may be no bad thing.

Hmmm....