Fox News Doesn’t Think Olympic Gold Medalist Gabby Douglas Is Patriotic Enough
Fox News never fails to disappoint. Gabby Douglas winning the gold as a gymnast isn't enough, Fox thinks she's possibly traitorously un-American because her outfit was lilac, and not red white and blue, which we all know are colors reserved especially for American exceptionalism. No other country uses those colors! It's not enough that this young athlete has worked her life and heart out to get to London, or that her dad is in the US military. Or that she won the damned gold medal. No, she wore lilac, and didn't wrap herself in the flag, so she might possibly be one of those fist-bumping traitors. The fact that she's African-American has nothing to do with their criticism of this young girl who won the fvckin g gold. Fox News is an utterly evil pox on the land, just actively malevolent and horrible.
In other things: even curmudgeonly Charlie Brooker at the Guardian has found that his deep-seated cynical nature about the 2012 games has been overcome, watching some of it. I'm in that camp, too. Even though the coverage here is terrible and NBC sucks, the games and competitions do draw you in. Your hard heart softens a bit. I've even grudgingly come around to liking "Winner". Just enough, back off! You have to hand it to all the athletes, they all worked hard to get there. Like Charlie, like a lot of people, it's turned out to be way more absorbing television than we thought it would be . Human interest, and all that. It's better than we'd thought it would be, isn't it? Good job London, and England. And screw you, Romney. Lol.