Ok back up a cotton pickin moment! Whoah there! Firstly, you take emoticons THAT seriously?

Firstly I probably forgot using it, and if I did I'm sure it wasn't intended to flag up anything you said but what I'd heard about this mystery first poster. Still with me? Right! So you've obviously confused my original intentions. (Oh do try to keep up with me!) The record does show that contrary to what you have been babbling on about it is YOU who have misinterpreted ME.
Now it seems that you want to go round and round in circles all day over this just to try and establish a little credibility. Don't let me stop you. I'm sure a dog will eventually catch its own tail.
Oh and before I forget, whether or not I was originally being sarcastic (something to which you're not adverse to) you are the one who has had to revert to petty personal insults. If you really want to nickname me, Sarcastic, I'm sure I can find one for you. How about Dumbass or Numbskull? Blockhead perhaps?
You'd better go now, your diaper needs changing.