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ArseSpanker Reviews Fundamental.

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 11:06 am
by ArseSpanker
So the time comes, several months prior to it's release and the time when I will first hear it, to review Fundamental. I know there has been a lot of speculation. The speculation stops here! Really. The packaging of the album is lavish and feral with a caliphate element. That good. But I guess we're all here for the music, right?

God Willing

It's an introduction. It introduces. It's a veritable handshake of an entry point into the album that, not only establishes, but also prefaces what is to come.

Minimal

We've all been speculating about what this song will be like. I can reveal exclusively that it sounds like the first single from this album. Yes, it's that good. Neil's oxygenated vocals meet Chris's hydrogenated keyboards in a way that, with the clever teasing of Trever Horn's production, can only be described as 'water'.

The Sodom and Gomorrah Show

This track is, in what appears to be a whole album concept, another track from Fundamental. "Sun, sex, sin, divine intervention, death and destruction" have all been mentioned in relation to this track and I would like to add the word "sophism". There... I said it.

I'm with Stupid

Yes I am, but enough about my personal life....

Psychological

We've all heard the instrumental, remixed, demo, limited, white label, collectors’ edition. Is it real? Is it a plot by the Military Industrial Complex? Has anyone else noticed that you can sing "Twenty three" along to this? You know what I'm saying.

I made my excuses and left

This reminds me of the time I woke up on the floor of my local AA group meeting after a particularly long bender. But I digress.

Integral

Is this track really integral? Well, it could be described as "necessary". Certainly one has to sit through it to get to the next track. It's not a big leap from integral to fundamental, is it? What are the Boys trying to tell us? Trevor Horn shimmers throughout.

Numb

Like eating a chocolate orange while descending a flight of stairs. This song reminds me of that feeling you get when you wake up in a different part of town to where you fell asleep and you're not on the 85 bus home. This song is track 8.

Luna Park

Need I say more? Someone's hungry and is going to eat all the little people.

Image

Casanova in Hell

Yes. No. Maybe.

Twentieth Century

The Twentieth Century (20th Century for short) was the hundred years that proceeded the year 2000. it lasted for a tenth of a millennium and lots of things happened during it, such as the release of the Back To The Future Trilogy. A big, big subject.

Indefinite leave to remain

And so our journey ends, appropriately enough, with the last track on the album. The final song, if you will. The end. Trevor Horn's production makes like the Mr Muscle man scrubbing the skirting board. On acid.

So, to summarize:

Fundamental is like a cockfight between a turkey on heat and an egg with attitude. Who wins? You decide.

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 11:10 am
by Glenny4
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 11:24 am
by Very
hahaha - I'll get back with my reviews as soon as I get the CD- in a few days probably :lol:

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 11:28 am
by Blade
:shock: What's that all about :shock:

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 12:05 pm
by Native
Quality review, ArseSpanker. Thanks.

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 12:09 pm
by glennjridge
Numb sounds awesome

"Like eating a chocolate orange while descending a flight of stairs"

nice lyrics by neil but I wonder if they have a deeper meaning

Re: ArseSpanker Reviews Fundamental.

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 1:07 pm
by joncool5
ArseSpanker wrote:So the time comes, several months prior to it's release and the time when I will first hear it, to review Fundamental. I know there has been a lot of speculation. The speculation stops here! Really. The packaging of the album is lavish and feral with a caliphate element. That good. But I guess we're all here for the music, right?

God Willing

It's an introduction. It introduces. It's a veritable handshake of an entry point into the album that, not only establishes, but also prefaces what is to come.

Minimal

We've all been speculating about what this song will be like. I can reveal exclusively that it sounds like the first single from this album. Yes, it's that good. Neil's oxygenated vocals meet Chris's hydrogenated keyboards in a way that, with the clever teasing of Trever Horn's production, can only be described as 'water'.

The Sodom and Gomorrah Show

This track is, in what appears to be a whole album concept, another track from Fundamental. "Sun, sex, sin, divine intervention, death and destruction" have all been mentioned in relation to this track and I would like to add the word "sophism". There... I said it.

I'm with Stupid

Yes I am, but enough about my personal life....

Psychological

We've all heard the instrumental, remixed, demo, limited, white label, collectors’ edition. Is it real? Is it a plot by the Military Industrial Complex? Has anyone else noticed that you can sing "Twenty three" along to this? You know what I'm saying.

I made my excuses and left

This reminds me of the time I woke up on the floor of my local AA group meeting after a particularly long bender. But I digress.

Integral

Is this track really integral? Well, it could be described as "necessary". Certainly one has to sit through it to get to the next track. It's not a big leap from integral to fundamental, is it? What are the Boys trying to tell us? Trevor Horn shimmers throughout.

Numb

Like eating a chocolate orange while descending a flight of stairs. This song reminds me of that feeling you get when you wake up in a different part of town to where you fell asleep and you're not on the 85 bus home. This song is track 8.

Luna Park

Need I say more? Someone's hungry and is going to eat all the little people.

Image

Casanova in Hell

Yes. No. Maybe.

Twentieth Century

The Twentieth Century (20th Century for short) was the hundred years that proceeded the year 2000. it lasted for a tenth of a millennium and lots of things happened during it, such as the release of the Back To The Future Trilogy. A big, big subject.

Indefinite leave to remain

And so our journey ends, appropriately enough, with the last track on the album. The final song, if you will. The end. Trevor Horn's production makes like the Mr Muscle man scrubbing the skirting board. On acid.

So, to summarize:

Fundamental is like a cockfight between a turkey on heat and an egg with attitude. Who wins? You decide.
Pure genius, the greatest review ever!!

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 1:57 pm
by gareth
Can you please review the next album as well please?

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 3:24 pm
by DJAMIX
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can't wait for Disco 2 review!!!

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 3:36 pm
by F2Y
I f*ckin can't wait to hear this album!

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 3:46 pm
by F2Y
Can someone get me a copy?

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 3:52 pm
by Syncratic
This is quite possibly the best, the most accurate and the most optimistic review I've heard. Genius. Encore, encore! Please will you review the FUNDAMENTAL LIVE DVD? :P

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 4:05 pm
by ArseSpanker
F2Y wrote:I f*ckin can't wait to hear this album!
As you can see, you won't be dissapointed.

I wasn't. *cough*

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 5:14 pm
by psb-freak
It´s scary that Luna Park pic.

Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2006, 5:23 pm
by Chrispsb
psb-freak wrote:It´s scary that Luna Park pic.
as you can see, it's "just fun".