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Baaaaad review

Posted: Tue 30 May 2006, 7:24 pm
by No Muscle Mary

Posted: Tue 30 May 2006, 7:29 pm
by Drico One
You're absolutely right, it is a bad review. So bad, and without any hint of argument for the lazy criticism it makes, it's hardly worth clicking on the link. This, kids, is how not to write.

Drico.

Posted: Tue 30 May 2006, 8:04 pm
by ArseSpanker
Yes. It's much more fun to be skewered by someone with an ounce of wit, intelligence or just downright snidey attitude, than it is to be criticised with the finesse and precision of a great big f*** digger picking an ecosystem apart. Probably someone elses ecosystem as well.

Posted: Tue 30 May 2006, 8:07 pm
by BlueSwan
ArseSpanker wrote:Disclaimer: The views expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect or represent those of its author.
That signature is just brilliant! Unlike that review, BTW.

Posted: Tue 30 May 2006, 8:08 pm
by Drico One
ArseSpanker wrote:Yes. It's much more fun to be skewered by someone with an ounce of wit, intelligence or just downright snidey attitude, than it is to be criticised with the finesse and precision of a great big f***ing digger picking an ecosystem apart. Probably someone elses ecosystem as well.
To be fair, the only thing he was picking was his arse.

Drico.

Posted: Tue 30 May 2006, 8:30 pm
by ArseSpanker
BlueSwan wrote:
ArseSpanker wrote:Disclaimer: The views expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect or represent those of its author.
That signature is just brilliant! Unlike that review, BTW.
Thanks. I got in trouble over a slightly risque visual joke involving the Moors Murderers, Hitler and Franz Ferdinand once and I find it helps to be able to instantly distance myself from anything I might say. Also, I imagine I'm legally covered if I suggest that Phillip Schofield and Ferne Britton are 'doing it'. Which they are. Or are they?

Try to sue me if you can you sad old housewife's choice!! Ha! You'll never be as good as Richard and Judie!!!!

Posted: Tue 30 May 2006, 11:01 pm
by Ghost within this house
What can you expect from Chris Rea's younger brother?

but, as the entire community has seen, the only tracks worth listening to are I'm with stupid and Numb :shock:

Posted: Tue 30 May 2006, 11:17 pm
by skyhigh
this guys an idiot, picking on the two weaker tracks on the album.

Posted: Wed 31 May 2006, 6:30 am
by Eldritch
This is incredibly bad writing. He begins two consecutive sentences with "However" and uses the idiom "to speak of" in two consecutive sentences too. And this sentence is a hoot: "However, two things make this a weak album: the production and the creativity". How can a creativity make anything a bad album? A lack of creativity, yes, but not the creativity in itself. No media worth its salt should publish anything like this.

Posted: Wed 31 May 2006, 6:37 am
by daveid
"What can you expect from Chris Rea's younger brother? "

Serious? I heard somewhere he used to be a drug addict.

Posted: Wed 31 May 2006, 8:30 am
by Eldritch
daveid wrote:"What can you expect from Chris Rea's younger brother? "

Serious? I heard somewhere he used to be a drug addict.
Sadly his fortunes have taken a tumble from those halcyon days, since now he apparently scrapes together a living by wiriting album reviews.