Olympics
Posted: Fri 08 Aug 2008, 2:54 pm
So who's going to win the most? Who will have the most druggies and does anyone know when the womens Pole Vault starts 
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Posted: Fri 08 Aug 2008, 3:14 pm
The only problem with female pole vaulters is that they're not going to be impressed however big your c*** is.
Posted: Fri 08 Aug 2008, 3:33 pm
She can vault mine anytime .... 
Posted: Fri 08 Aug 2008, 3:48 pm
China will top the medal table, USA second.
Russia will have the most athletes disqualified for drugs offences.
Britain will end up with the highest ratio of bronze:gold medals of any major nation at the Games. Producing nearly men and women is our speciality.
Russia will have the most athletes disqualified for drugs offences.
Britain will end up with the highest ratio of bronze:gold medals of any major nation at the Games. Producing nearly men and women is our speciality.
Posted: Fri 08 Aug 2008, 4:45 pm
What was that nation where just one person walked around at the opening ceromony?
Extended highlights of the Czech's v Sweden at womens volleyball please.
My claim to fame is that i know Kate Heywood the British swimmer. Go girl.
Wonder who the first British hard luck/tears story will be and the fact we make them into a national hero for winning f*** all?
Did anyone see that huge lass for the Poles i think it was? Do you reckon she's doing the 100 metre sprint?
Most stupid events of all time - The 5 million mile 'walk' and the dancing horses.
Extended highlights of the Czech's v Sweden at womens volleyball please.
My claim to fame is that i know Kate Heywood the British swimmer. Go girl.
Wonder who the first British hard luck/tears story will be and the fact we make them into a national hero for winning f*** all?
Did anyone see that huge lass for the Poles i think it was? Do you reckon she's doing the 100 metre sprint?
Most stupid events of all time - The 5 million mile 'walk' and the dancing horses.
Posted: Fri 08 Aug 2008, 4:48 pm
I loved when they cut to Dubya looking uncomfortable as Iraq filed past.
*edit* Holy f***, that torch lighting routine was pretty special. I can't see us matching a tubby bloke flying round the stadium in 2012.
*edit* Holy f***, that torch lighting routine was pretty special. I can't see us matching a tubby bloke flying round the stadium in 2012.
Posted: Fri 08 Aug 2008, 5:28 pm
ROTFL man thats too funny! I would use the laughing emoticon but something about the way the lip moves makes it look like a dribbling idiot so I refuse to use it.Patrick Bateman wrote:The only problem with female pole vaulters is that they're not going to be impressed however big your c*** is.
anyways WOW what country is that hottie from?
Posted: Fri 08 Aug 2008, 5:34 pm
I heard the British Minister for Sport? said UK would beat Australia in medals.
First time in decades.
Sounds like a challenge to me.
First time in decades.
Sounds like a challenge to me.
Posted: Fri 08 Aug 2008, 9:29 pm
There were quite a few hotties in the Ukraine team. 
Posted: Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:28 pm
The Pole Vaulter is American!
The drums and lights were pretty awesome.
We wont get anywhere near that in 2012. We will just have a load of hoodies doing street dancing and stabbing each other.
The drums and lights were pretty awesome.
We wont get anywhere near that in 2012. We will just have a load of hoodies doing street dancing and stabbing each other.
Posted: Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:48 pm
Going with Undertakers idea, how about we have a Roman Games / Gladiator theme to the London 2012 games ....
We could round up all the hoodies and knife wielding street scum, and stick them in a locked central arena. Then all the audience could fire flaming arrows and fireworks at them. Would look fantastic !
We could round up all the hoodies and knife wielding street scum, and stick them in a locked central arena. Then all the audience could fire flaming arrows and fireworks at them. Would look fantastic !
Posted: Sat 09 Aug 2008, 12:23 am
Botswana, wasn't it.glennjridge wrote:
anyways WOW what country is that hottie from?
Posted: Sat 09 Aug 2008, 3:04 am
Correct.Undertaker wrote:The Pole Vaulter is American!
She lives just "down the road" from me in the OC...
Posted: Sat 09 Aug 2008, 3:40 am
lucky you! so I guess her name is allison stokke. I wonder what ethnicity that is. reads like its german but she looks Guatemalan or somethin.
Posted: Sat 09 Aug 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm not bothered about the olympics. There maybe a few hotties performing but other than that, I'm likely to fall asleep watching it.