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Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:56 pm
by Patrick Bateman
Oscar Pistorius is to star in The Fugitive 2. Now they just need to cast that mysterious two-legged assailant.
Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:02 pm
by daveid
Patrick Bateman wrote:Oscar Pistorius is to star in The Fugitive 2. Now they just need to cast that mysterious two-legged assailant.
He could win an oscar...
Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:03 pm
by Patrick Bateman
Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Fri 15 Feb 2013, 6:40 pm
by Undertaker
Guilty. Not got a leg to stand on.
Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Fri 15 Feb 2013, 7:23 pm
by Patrick Bateman
He's such a psycho that he actually thinks he can plead not guilty.

Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Sun 17 Feb 2013, 9:18 am
by daveid
Patrick Bateman wrote:He's such a psycho that he actually thinks he can plead not guilty.

I only meant to shoot the door your honour. It never occured to me she was behind it.
Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Sun 17 Feb 2013, 10:26 am
by Patrick Bateman
Well, intruders frequently break into one's flat and lock themselves in the toilet.
Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Sun 17 Feb 2013, 2:31 pm
by Undertaker
You can see him getting off though. Just get the police to chase you through the city and try on an ill-fitting glove and he will walk.
Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Sun 17 Feb 2013, 3:08 pm
by Patrick Bateman
Undertaker wrote:You can see him getting off though. Just get the police to chase you through the city and try on an ill-fitting glove and he will walk.
Not if the police confiscate his legs.
Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Sun 17 Feb 2013, 3:39 pm
by glennjridge
I have to admit,I assume like many others when I first heard the story and didnt know the details, you wonder if he took off one of his legs and beat her to death with it.
Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Sun 17 Feb 2013, 4:13 pm
by Patrick Bateman
Not far wrong, Ridgester. Seems he smashed her skull in with a cricket bat then shot her in order to use the intruder defence. Nice guy.
http://www.citypress.co.za/news/exclusi ... t-oscar-2/
Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:12 am
by Shopper
yup cricket bats are classier...obviously he has been very trigger happy before
http://news.iafrica.com/sa/843004.html
Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:22 pm
by Patrick Bateman
Still can't believe he got bail!

Re: Oscar Pistorius
Posted: Sun 24 Feb 2013, 9:16 am
by Patrick Bateman