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Jokezzz on us!!
Posted: Fri 16 Apr 2004, 4:37 am
by weirdalfan1980
1. How can an american police officer can tell he or she pulled over a canadian?
When the cop said to the driver "You drove 80 MPH in a 50 zone"
Then the canadian says "80 MPH, I thought I was doing 80 KPH!!!"
2. How can you tell if you are a true hearted american?
When you think good old USA is the only country on North America Continent.
3. How can you tell when or if you are an alcoholic?
When you call your lover the name of your favorite alcoholic drink in bed.
Like if I call my woman "OH Jack Daniel!" That would cause problems.
4. How would you tell if a canadian bill a fake/counterfeit?
When you see the face of Brian Mulrooney and inscribe "the greatest Prime Minister of all time!" on it.
If you have good jokes you like to tell please i like to know, keep it clean as possible.
Yeah NO POLL!!
Re: Jokezzz on us!!
Posted: Fri 16 Apr 2004, 5:27 am
by Avalon
weirdalfan1980 wrote:Yeah NO POLL!!
Which, in this case, doesn't necessarily mean an improvement
Re: Jokezzz on us!!
Posted: Fri 16 Apr 2004, 5:46 am
by Paulo
Avalon wrote:weirdalfan1980 wrote:Yeah NO POLL!!
Which, in this case, doesn't necessarily mean an improvement
Yep, I have to agree.
Sorry wierdalfan1980 they were pretty lame.
Posted: Fri 16 Apr 2004, 4:52 pm
by weirdalfan1980
um are we talking about this thread or my polls, because i am not talking about polls.
Posted: Fri 16 Apr 2004, 5:07 pm
by define psb
Posted: Fri 16 Apr 2004, 5:10 pm
by Aaron
Did you make these up?
Are you 5?
My favourite is riddle three, where you know the answer is so bad you have to explain it.
Shouldn't you be off mourning the death of Weird Al's parents anyway?
Wait, I know.
Weirdal1980, I have an idea. You are never allowed to post again until you can answer this riddle. No help from the audience please. This is not a trick, it has a very logical answer. PM me the answer and if you're right, you may go back to posting numerous polls and preschool jokes. If you don't get it right, well, you can't post. I think that's fair.
Ready?
A man dies, and reaches a fork in the road. One road leads to heaven, the other to hell. Neither road is marked, and once he chooses a path, he must stay on it. At the fork in the road are twin brothers, totally identical and impossible to tell apart. One brother is a good man and ONLY speaks the truth. The other brother is evil and wants to see people parrish in hell so he always lies. What is the one and only question you can ask EITHER brother to figure out the path to heaven?
Posted: Sat 17 Apr 2004, 4:44 am
by weirdalfan1980
huh? are u trying to joke on my jokes thread?
Posted: Sat 17 Apr 2004, 5:53 am
by mantooth
weirdalfan1980 wrote:huh? are u trying to joke on my jokes thread?
See, Shen, this explains his first post. He obviously doesn't even know what a joke is...
RIP Nick and Mary Yankovic
Posted: Sat 17 Apr 2004, 6:17 am
by weirdalfan1980
no comment who cares what shen is trying to say
Posted: Sat 17 Apr 2004, 9:54 am
by james23_uk
Worked it out! It can be done.
Posted: Sat 17 Apr 2004, 11:37 am
by redsock
That riddle happens to be a favourite of mine !
Nice one Shen !
Posted: Sat 17 Apr 2004, 3:44 pm
by Scandal
redsock wrote:That riddle happens to be a favourite of mine !
Nice one Shen !
Mine too.
Posted: Sat 17 Apr 2004, 4:31 pm
by Aaron
weirdalfan1980 wrote:no comment who cares what shen is trying to say
Heh, another unsolvable riddle from the mighty Weirdalfan.
Posted: Sat 17 Apr 2004, 4:32 pm
by Aaron
weirdalfan1980 wrote:huh? are u trying to joke on my jokes thread?
I would never.
Posted: Sat 17 Apr 2004, 9:05 pm
by weirdalfan1980
see im not a riddle person but a guy who likes jokes, so if u have a good one that is clean, then it can be done here.
