My dear friend called me today, telling me she had a dream last night, and it was all my fault

After me going on about Fundamental, and how wonderful it´s gonna be etc she went to bed. She dreamt that Chris Lowe knocked on her door, and when she opened he told her they had to get married, then handed over a ghastly wooden fish on a stick that would have to be displayed in her home, since it was modern art.
She told him that she didn´t want to get married, no offense to Chris, but it was marriage in general she was against. Also she didn´t fancy the fish.
Chris said that he was very sorry, but now that it all had been decided there wasn´t anything to do about it.
So she resigned, made him a cup of tea and they discussed where to put the wooden fish on a stick.
Maybe I need to leave her alone for a while
