What lyric you think is the funniest?

[kimphilby]

matching

Matches. Sorry.

[Yoofaloof]

'They kiss my ring in interviews on bended knees'


Delusions Of Grandeur

[DazzerUKUK]

From the many funny PSB lyrics, I want a Dog always makes me smile.

First two verses:

I want a dog, a Chihuahua
When I get back to my small flat
I want to hear somebody bark
Oh, you can get lonely
I want a dog

Don't want a cat
scratching its claws all over my habitat
giving no love and getting fat
Oh, you can get lonely
and a cat's no help with that



Woof!

[Jim]

Go to a club, you think I'll be there
I don't go 'cause I'm not a member

That's my impression - a great lyric. I love all the lyrics to Yesterday, when I was mad too.

[LoveComesQuickly]

Hmmm, if you've got a bit of mind for double meanings, then:
"who will give whom the bigger surprise?"
is very comical.

Also I like:
"you dance to disco and you don't like rock".

[Ghost within this house]

'They kiss my ring in interviews on bended knees'


Delusions Of Grandeur

yeah, I love this one too.

also (regardless of what you think of the song):

'and I said that was cool,
cos I was already late for school
by then'

brilliant.

[Technotrancemix]

I'd have to be seriously drunk before I could find any PSB lyric "funny"

[!]

I think The truck-driver and his mate is quite a funny song. The idea of these two macho truck drivers dancing in the moonlight just makes me laugh

"Parked inside the lay-by
their destination can wait
dancing in the moonlight
the truck-driver and his mate"

[Pet Shop Girl]

I think The truck-driver and his mate is quite a funny song. The idea of these two macho truck drivers dancing in the moonlight just makes me laugh

"Parked inside the lay-by
their destination can wait
dancing in the moonlight
the truck-driver and his mate"

Oh yes, 'Truck Driver and his mate' is a hilarious song! It is a crazy song but I love it!

[Synature]

I'm not too sure you can attribute the YMIWM lyric to Neil coz the bit 'you've made such a little go a very long way' was actually written in Jonathon Kings last article in the Sun Newspaper when he was leaving as part of his opinion on the PSB. Far too many favourite quotes but not that many that I consider funny as such. JS

Having read your comment I guess that part is no longer funny to me...
wait...
hold on...
just a second...
...................
No...it's still funny...

[gomorrah]

"you've got the brawn, I've got the brains; let's make lots of money!"

for some reason, that line always makes me laugh.

[stew]

I think my fave is:

Tell me you love me/ Admit it, you're really impressed/
Would it not amuse you/ For me to seduce you?/
Have you ever seen me undressed?/

but coming in a close second:

Call it perfomrnace, call it art/ I call it disaster if the tapes don't start/
I've put all my life into live lip-sync/ I'm an artist, honey/
You gonna get me a drink?/

sorry to qute but i think these are the funniest as they are so cheeky it is just wrong!!!

[transforce]

It doesn't often snow at Christmas:

"Christmas is not all it's cracked up to be
Families fighting around a plastic tree"

[Being boring]

I'll go for that 'matches' lyric from 'So hard'... classic.