What's with this? Guys & Their SIZE Obsession

[beautyqueen85]

It's ridiculous but hilarious. Last night I went to a kareokee/stand up comedy club. So this guy is singing some rock song, and goes, "check it out chicks, my c*** is huge!" and then "now check out these moves". Needles to say, we were chocking w/laughter.

I cannot help but wonder, guys really think size is everything? That's only about 95%

What's important:
1. -Looks-, there's got to be some instant attraction.
2. Developing a friendship, (get to know each other's life styles, interests)
3. And then...sex compatibility

And one last advice for guys, & I'm sure some of you know, to avoid looking like a loser: never, ever, show instant interest, constant phone calls, invitations. Go for gradual attention, trivial conversation, act distant; girls like challenge.

[Drico One]

It's ridiculous but hilarious. Last night I went to a kareokee/stand up comedy club. So this guy is singing some rock song, and goes, "check it out chicks, my c*** is huge!" and then "now check out these moves". Needles to say, we were chocking w/laughter.

I didn't know you lived near glennjridge!

Drico.

[skyhigh]

1. -Looks-, there's got to be some instant attraction.

some people would consider that quite shallow......

[beautyqueen85]

I didn't know you lived near glennjridge!

Drico.

No D, he's "just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit..." triple

[beautyqueen85]

1. -Looks-, there's got to be some instant attraction.

some people would consider that quite shallow......

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...they say.

[skyhigh]

1. -Looks-, there's got to be some instant attraction.

some people would consider that quite shallow......

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...they say.

some say beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.......

[beautyqueen85]

^ and some say tall guys are NOT always very well....educated.

[Vince]

Come to India. The main points a girl (and her family)would look at are, the guy's

1) Salary
2) Social status
3) Religion/Caste (even though the caste system is banned in India)


You dont get looks, friendship development or ...sex compatibility.. in all that

[skyhigh]

^ and some say tall guys are NOT always very well....educated.

Some say, 'big feet, big shoes'!

I'm 6ft 5 and i'm educated to degree level!

[skyhigh]

Come to India. The main points a girl (and her family)would look at are, the guy's

1) Salary
2) Social status
3) Religion/Caste (even though the caste system is banned in India)


You dont get looks, friendship development or ...sex compatibility.. in all that

You do live in an archaic society.

[Patrick Bateman]

You do live in an archaic society.

Actually that's pretty much the same as Western society. One doesn't see too many supermodels marrying handsome vagrants with a GSOH.

[beautyqueen85]

^ C'mon Pat, what you say is a must. This is America, no "social status", but always keeping an eye on income/organizational level.

My initial posting was meant as a joke re:guys & their size preocupation. Money desserves its own post.

As you know, in the U.S. people date within similar economic/educational level -practical and it works wonders.

[Deschanel]

You're interesting. Is that your girlish picture, a blushing beauty , inquiring about c*** size? Where is S.E. Fairbanks, in Alaska?
How specific! Do you want to differentiate yourself from N.W. Fairbanks? Where in America are you from?

Beautyqueen85- again, how strange. Are you living in the past? An actual beauty queen from any year wouldn't call herself that, much less date herself like that. Actually, any girl calling herself "Beautyqueen" sounds like a douchebag.

"And one last advice for guys, & I'm sure some of you know, to avoid looking like a loser: never, ever, show instant interest, "

I'd like to ask women in the forum- would you call a guy who showed interest in you a "loser"?

I strongly suspect, with your girly innocent picture, talk of c*** size, and gems of advice like this: you're not a woman.
Nor American. You sound like a gay man with no scruples having some fun with the straight men here. Narrows it down.
Enjoy answering Lolita here, guys, I think he's having a spank, honestly. Doesn't add up.

[beautyqueen85]

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Enjoy answering Lolita here, guys, I think he's having a spank, honestly. Doesn't add up.

You mean a spunk. So bored now, it's my turn? Gay male, that's a good one, keep fantasizing and write your usual useless verbiage, Bueller? Bueller?

And where are you from? The Big Apple? Go to the theater or something.

Come on owl, you know I love you, this one is for you;

Strobe lights pump and flicker
Dry lips crack out for more
"Come bite on this rag doll, baby!
That's right, now hit the floor"

Lolita

[Vince]

You do live in an archaic society.

Actually that's pretty much the same as Western society. One doesn't see too many supermodels marrying handsome vagrants with a GSOH.

@Patrick: Correct me if i'm wrong, but in the West, if you're after a girl, at least she cant/wont give you an excuse like "you're not my particular sub-caste in our religion" or "i don't want to hurt my parents" or "i can't marry you as my parents will find someone for me" or some crap.
I;ve seen lots of those excuses here.

oh, and by GSOH, from http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/GSOH
GSOH Good Sense Of Humor
GSOH Good Salary Own House
GSOH Good Standard of Hygiene
GSOH General State of Health

i'm assuming you meant the first meaning?


@Deschanel: