The curse strikes again, part 5,689
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Re: The curse strikes again, part 5,689
Hi, I "think" the shop that was in question had a window/shop display that was like themed liked the Pets - What have I done to deserve this? video - Over Christmas.Fugitive1979 wrote:What is the link with PSB?
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Re: The curse strikes again, part 5,689
five grand hamper? this should be in the 'broken britain' thread.......
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Re: The curse strikes again, part 5,689
It's all true. We gay men love to shove live rodents up our asses. Here's the trick: procure the gerbil, hamster, or baby muskrat of your choice (genetically modified hairless ones are highly sought after). Inject the animal with a powerful sedative, and while it's in a stupor, coat it in extra-virgin olive oil (ONLY extra-virgin!). Dredge and flour the critter with powdered cocaine, shove it far, FAR up your ass, snort the leftovers, then get dressed and go to work. And when the beast in your bowels wakes up and starts gnawing, and co-workers ask why you're smiling, just say you were remembering a joke the boys at the pet shop told you. Use a sly wink as necessary. Don't do any of this where you might have to go through an airport full-body x-ray scan. Seriously, don't! Just take my word for that.
