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BimboDuncan · #16 Post by **BimboDuncan** » Thu 25 Mar 2004, 1:12 pm

Didn't I see you in some musical? Can you get me Elaine Paige's autograph?

LittleBummerBoy · #17 Post by **LittleBummerBoy** » Thu 25 Mar 2004, 1:14 pm

BimboDuncan wrote:Can you get me Elaine Paige's autograph?

She's a potato.

define psb · #18 Post by **define psb** » Thu 25 Mar 2004, 1:56 pm

LittleBummerBoy wrote:
BimboDuncan wrote:Can you get me Elaine Paige's autograph?
She's a potato.

OOOOOOHHHH MIAOWEEEEEE! You know what, Elaine's Westie will bite the end of your ......................................................................

NOSE

BimboDuncan · #19 Post by **BimboDuncan** » Thu 25 Mar 2004, 3:03 pm

Her 'Westie'!!!! Is that a euphemism for something?

define psb · #20 Post by **define psb** » Thu 25 Mar 2004, 3:05 pm

BimboDuncan wrote:Her 'Westie'!!!! Is that a euphemism for something?

Of course it is, it's a euphemism for a little white dog West Highland Terrier..... Pets R us you know!!

BimboDuncan · #21 Post by **BimboDuncan** » Thu 25 Mar 2004, 3:07 pm

Aw. And here was I thinking it was something far more.......shall we say.......exotic?

I take it it's a very very small, furry Westie. With a wet 'nose'.

Is this getting too filthy?

Nightlife · #22 Post by **Nightlife** » Thu 25 Mar 2004, 3:16 pm

BimboDuncan wrote:I take it it's a very very small, furry Westie. With a wet 'nose'.

?

I'll have you know you dirty boy, this isn't a beastiality forum......Moderator have a quiet word please...............

LittleBummerBoy · #23 Post by **LittleBummerBoy** » Thu 25 Mar 2004, 8:06 pm

BimboDuncan wrote:
I take it it's a very very small, furry Westie. With a wet 'nose'.

Is this getting too filthy?

Not as filthy as Elaine's brown 'nose' whenever Andrew Lloyd flaming Webber's in the room

Scandal · #24 Post by **Scandal** » Thu 25 Mar 2004, 8:30 pm

bigboy wrote:

I'd like to cuddle the flabby one.

LittleBummerBoy · Fri 26 Mar 2004, 12:29 pm

The Bigboy has asked me to apologise profusely for a terrible mix-up that occured in his vast picture library.

The photo uploaded in error was actually the two pedigree British Shorthair cats belonging to BB's Dutch boyfriend at the time, and shot last summer in the home they used to share together in Holland.

Here is the correct picture of TTM and BB. Techno is obviously the one on the left.

define psb · #26 Post by **define psb** » Fri 26 Mar 2004, 1:46 pm

LBB wrote:

.....cats belonging to BB's Dutch boyfriend at the time, and shot last summer in the home they used to share together in Holland.

BB shot the cats? the cruel **** or was it the boyfriend who was shot?

This could be the sequel to BB is back.... ( titled: ) BB and his experiences in Pentonville

PigletWildebeest · Fri 26 Mar 2004, 1:52 pm

well hellooooooooooooo techno

LittleBummerBoy · #28 Post by **LittleBummerBoy** » Fri 26 Mar 2004, 2:11 pm

Scandal wrote:
bigboy wrote:

I'd like to cuddle the flabby one.

Techno is available for weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs and Scandal 24/7.

The blue/grey cat on the left is Sophie. I saw her being born in August 2002 and she's really really grown since that pic when she was 11 months.

On the right is the white and lilac point Leila, who is Sophie's mother and is about three years old, if I remember correctly.

When I went back to Holland recently I was glad they still remembered me, as they use their sense of smell in different way to dogs, don't they?

Leila has recently given birth to another litter of five adorable kitties, each one a different colour (and none of them the colour of these two!), and I was so tempted to smuggle a couple of them out of the house when I left!

My ex partner breeds them and the new batch have all been sold for over 400 euros each.

Sophie's next for that copulating lark - she'll soon be taken to a pedigree stud so she can have her own first batch of babies. Anyone who is interested in buying a British Shorthair of otimum quality should let me know and I'll give you my ex's details.

bookshopboy · #29 Post by **bookshopboy** » Fri 26 Mar 2004, 2:35 pm

ooh look at that receding hairline

LittleBummerBoy · #30 Post by **LittleBummerBoy** » Fri 26 Mar 2004, 2:36 pm

bookshopboy wrote:ooh look at that receding hairline

BITCH!

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