New PSB song: A Top Secret Washing Machine

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NotInvisible wrote: Sat 19 Sep 2026, 4:27 pm
NOBODY75 wrote: Sat 19 Sep 2026, 3:59 pmAs for this new song, my opinion is that it’s weak. We could rank it among the lesser B-sides.
I don’t disagree. But does anyone seriously expect them to release another It’s a Sin as a free YouTube stream? This is a sketch made several years ago and no considered worth commercially releasing at the time. It’s a peek under the hood of their demo-and-reject process that was only posted because of the election.
Obviously not. I think it’s great that they release a free song—whether I end up liking it a lot or a little is another matter... But if they don't release it, there’s absolutely no chance of me liking it at all. They’ve been releasing music for 40 years, and at this point, I view any new music they put out as a bonus—as a gift.

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NOBODY75 wrote: Sat 19 Sep 2026, 10:13 pm
NotInvisible wrote: Sat 19 Sep 2026, 4:27 pm
NOBODY75 wrote: Sat 19 Sep 2026, 3:59 pmAs for this new song, my opinion is that it’s weak. We could rank it among the lesser B-sides.
I don’t disagree. But does anyone seriously expect them to release another It’s a Sin as a free YouTube stream? This is a sketch made several years ago and no considered worth commercially releasing at the time. It’s a peek under the hood of their demo-and-reject process that was only posted because of the election.
Obviously not. I think it’s great that they release a free song—whether I end up liking it a lot or a little is another matter... But if they don't release it, there’s absolutely no chance of me liking it at all. They’ve been releasing music for 40 years, and at this point, I view any new music they put out as a bonus—as a gift.
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It's the second time they do that.

They know these songs about Putin are not big ones, they don't have enough quality even for a b-side but they enjoy doing that and set them free for their fans which I think is nice.

Too much time left for a new proper studio album, so you can enjoy with these tunes but I'm sure they are not going to be listened on repeat in your playlist.

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This is one song I hope never gets a proper release. It makes TNIFIL look decent.

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I really like it.

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NotInvisible wrote: Fri 18 Sep 2026, 4:45 pm
richwill wrote: Fri 18 Sep 2026, 4:24 pm They're such boomers. Neil is like your boring Facebook uncle who once watched a documentary about how scurrilous Putin is and whenever anything political comes up always brings it back to that. I miss the Fundamental days.
Imagine having a problem with a song mocking Putin.
Exactly what I was thinking 😂

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#68 Post by rathound »

its alright, not one I'll have on repeat but pleasant enough with a very nice bassline

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daveid wrote: Sat 19 Sep 2026, 12:07 amFile under: yet another song about an enemy the mainstream media has been banging on about for years and which is a safe non-career tarnishing subject.

Live-streamed genocide in Gaza with US and UK support - going there are we Boys?

N&C don't strike me as the "Chickens for KFC" type.

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Me neither!

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daveid wrote: Sun 20 Sep 2026, 6:01 pm This is one song I hope never gets a proper release. It makes TNIFIL look decent.
It will be the first single from the next album 😎

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#72 Post by Kompakt&Bijou »

I like ElectriCity's explanation of lyrics which shows that alongside the sledgehammer there is also sharpened quill at work.

One angle that occured to me is that European monarchs used to be considered as next to godly and were served by courtiers serving their every need, including their toiletting arrangements. In the Tudor period in Britain there was, for example, a Groom of the Stool. So perhaps the lyrics suggests that the Russian President and his lackeys are a part of a dismal history across Europe of deference to tyrants.

I haven't actually listened to yet but I'm looking forward to hearing that bassline!
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Kompakt&Bijou wrote: Mon 21 Sep 2026, 8:39 pm I like ElectriCity's explanation of lyrics which shows that alongside the sledgehammer there is also sharpened quill at work.

One angle that occured to me is that European monarchs used to be considered as next to godly and were served by courtiers serving their every need, including their toiletting arrangements. In the Tudor period in Britain there was, for example, a Groom of the Stool. So perhaps the lyrics suggests that the Russian President and his lackeys are a part of a dismal history across Europe of deference to tyrants.

I haven't actually listened to yet but I'm looking forward to hearing that bassline!
"So perhaps the lyrics suggests that the Russian President and his lackeys are a part of a dismal history across Europe of deference to tyrants. "

So are the European leaders who cower before Trump.

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#74 Post by Patrick Bateman »

I preferred it back in the day when we got the single, b-side and some remixes. I genuinely don't want to hear every thought they have ever had - give me the final versions that passed through quality control, and demos of those if you must. Less is more.

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