Surreal Celebrity Bandwagons Vol. 4

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Frequency · #1 Post by **Frequency** » Mon 23 Apr 2007, 3:27 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

I wonder if we can get an extension on that after a curry.

Flaffer · #2 Post by **Flaffer** » Mon 23 Apr 2007, 3:45 pm

Frequency wrote:"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

shouldn't there be an 'h' somewhere in the last word

Fugitive1979 · #3 Post by **Fugitive1979** » Mon 23 Apr 2007, 9:21 pm

Flaffer wrote:
Frequency wrote:"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
shouldn't there be an 'h' somewhere in the last word

Janet Street-Porter · Mon 23 Apr 2007, 10:17 pm

Can't she just employ somebody to lick it clean like the Royal Family?

psb-freak · #5 Post by **psb-freak** » Thu 26 Apr 2007, 5:58 pm

She is so thin that she doesn´t need a lot of paper to clean her ass.

Fugitive1979 · #6 Post by **Fugitive1979** » Thu 26 Apr 2007, 5:59 pm

psb-freak wrote:She is so thin that she doesn´t need a lot of paper to clean her ass.

True.
It's a ridiculous idea.

glennjridge · #7 Post by **glennjridge** » Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:14 pm

my alltime favorite story is about very environmentally conscious musician Dave Mathews who's tour bus driver jettisoned the buses toilet waste holding tank as it was driving along a bridge in chicago.

problem is, there was a boat without a roof passing underneath the bridge with sightseer's on the deck who pretty much got a crash course in water sports when they got golden showered and pooped on.

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