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The Black Lorry......
Posted: Thu 03 Jul 2008, 4:08 pm
by Actually
The Black Lorry was driving down the road with no lights on. There wasn't even any moonlight yet the Old lady waiting to cross the road still managed to see the lorry coming. How come ?
Posted: Thu 03 Jul 2008, 5:20 pm
by Patrick Bateman
She was a racist and assumed that it was trouble.
Posted: Thu 03 Jul 2008, 5:25 pm
by redsock
It was still daytime .....
Posted: Fri 04 Jul 2008, 12:04 am
by Radiophonic
redsock wrote:It was still daytime .....
Ah.
Posted: Fri 04 Jul 2008, 4:22 am
by df118junkie
A man is on top of a mountain. He didn't climb there, and he didn't fly there - so... how did he get there.....
Posted: Fri 04 Jul 2008, 11:52 am
by Radiophonic
Was he born there?
Posted: Fri 04 Jul 2008, 2:52 pm
by Fugitive1979
His name was Noah, and his ark washed up on the top of it.
Posted: Sat 05 Jul 2008, 1:03 am
by Deschanel
Patrick's right- she was a dire racist, and went to pen an indignant letter to the local paper about allowing that sort of lorry to just arrogantly bound through the town that way. Swaying in that presumptuous, rythymic way.
Posted: Sat 05 Jul 2008, 1:08 am
by Blogo
Patrick's right- she was a dire racist, and went to pen an indignant letter to the local paper about allowing that sort of lorry to just arrogantly bound through the town that way. Swaying in that presumptuous, rythymic way.
I love you even more because of this comment!
Posted: Sun 06 Jul 2008, 5:09 pm
by df118junkie
Radiophonic wrote:Was he born there?
Correct