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Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Sat 20 Dec 2008, 6:25 pm
by Postscript
It's the time for Christmas crackers again... and they often come with a silly joke inside. What silly or funny cracker jokes do you know?
I find this one very funny myself:
Why is turkey so popular at Christmas? - Because it's warmer there.
Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Mon 22 Dec 2008, 7:57 pm
by Issey Miyake
who delivers presents to sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws !!
Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:19 pm
by sneakythesnake
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
What's Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards."
Doctor: "I'll deal with you later."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
Why don't bananas sunbathe?
Because they'd peel.
I'll get my coat...
Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:18 pm
by psb-freak
What´s Tarzan´s Christmas song?
-Jungle Bells
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
-A pineapple
What do you call Santa's helpers?
-Subordinate Clauses
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
-A list of everything you want!
What Christmas song is the deafs´s Christmas song?
-Do you hear what I hear?
Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:03 pm
by Kris
What was the tortoise doing on the motorway?
About 1mph
Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:22 pm
by psb-freak
Actually tortoises can be quite fast. (we have one at home)
Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:26 pm
by Fugitive1979
psb-freak wrote:Actually tortoises can be quite fast. (we have one at home)
You mean they can get up to 2mph?
Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Wed 24 Dec 2008, 8:20 am
by psb-freak
Fugitive1979 wrote:psb-freak wrote:Actually tortoises can be quite fast. (we have one at home)
You mean they can get up to 2mph?
Don´t know how much it is in km/h.
Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Wed 24 Dec 2008, 2:23 pm
by Fugitive1979
psb-freak wrote:Fugitive1979 wrote:You mean they can get up to 2mph?
Don´t know how much it is in km/h.
3.2km/h
Re: Silly Christmas cracker jokes
Posted: Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:16 pm
by Postscript
LOL