Ronan Keating

[Patrick Bateman]

Ah to be sure he's only gone and put his old fella in a dancer, the naughty priapic Val Doonican. Little old grannies around the country will be very disappointed in the young man.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/201 ... -22277968/

Expect a new album of heartfelt apology covers around the next time PSB are heading for number one in the album charts.

[Undertaker]

She-Man. That has to be a trans-gender he's with (or whatever it is they are called)

[Danny C]

Poor Onan made a big thing out of the fact he was a virgin when he got married. Unfortunately, his wife wasn't. With an imbalance like that it's a surprise it took him as long as it did to try to even up the score.

[raggatwin]

I have it on good authority that he is gay and that this 'story' is a smokescreen......

[Danny C]

That's what they said about Huge Grant and Divine Brown.

I would find it very hard to believe.

[raggatwin]

Will Smith shares a similar penchant i've ben told.....

[Flaffer]

what shit records ?

[glennjridge]

summertime was awesome

[raggatwin]

no he's gay.....