Let's get ready to rhumble

[Nickname]

You don't need to be on Radio 1 to be Number One. "A boy band", "two teenagers" get the Official Number One in UK:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... ylist.html

PJ and Duncan or Ant and Dec?

The song never was Number One and now it was, 17 years later.

[Patrick Bateman]

Yes but their prolefeed TV 'entertainment' show is watched by millions of the great unwashed every Saturday night. If Mick Philpott covered Firestarter on their show, he'd be celebrating his first number one single too.

[Nickname]

When PSB took part of the show:

[Drico One]

You don't need to be on Radio 1 to be Number One.

You don't. Mass-market, lowest common denominator, pain-anaesthetizing, brain-optional TV will do instead.

Drico.